Me: 2025 has been so good for horror

You: Yeah! What have been your favorite movies so far

Me: What's a movie

[average BBC article]

A strawberry grown in Dumfries has been named the largest in the UK, at the 73rd annual Fruit Growers Festival. 'I'm delighted,' said winning participant, 68 year old Roger Lennox. 'It's my 4th time entering and I'm so pleased.'

However, when we spoke to Sex Matters

[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.

"say what you like about nigel farage, but he has a habit of grabbing people's attention!!" squeal reporters. no; he has a habit of grabbing YOUR attention because you are lazy and stupid and bad at your jobs

nvm i followed all the transgenders/lesbians/anarchists i could find💜

how do you curate your bluesky feed effectively :( any tips

*pronouncing testosterone to rhyme with pepperoni*

good time to remember that Fiona Apple quit cocaine after spending a harrowing night with tarantino and paul thomas anderson fully coked up bragging about movies