All typos are equal, but some are more equitable than others.

#typos #toerrishuman #maythefourth

Scottie Scheffler has just been warned after he finished his round and then immediately shat in the 18th green hole to make putting a 'bit sticky' in a few minutes time for Rory and Cameron.

#augusta #themasters #golf #scottiescheffler #rorymcilroy

#augusta #themasters #masters #golf #rorymackerel ⛳🏌🏻‍♀️

When some people finally admit that the president of the United States is a total CUNT they themselves seem surprised. WAKE UP the 'ignoratti', it was always as plain as the nose on your face.

#trump #cunt

Clippying it real

#clippy #windows95

The eternal question...who will present the radio 2 breakfast show?

#breakfastshow #radio2

BST! British Summer Time! Thank fuck that GMT Greenwich Misery Time shite is over. 7 months of joy, though I wish we were CET like fellow longitudinal city Paris.

#clocksforward #bst #phew !

The "Asylum for idiots" title passed over the pond to The White House in 2016 by clean knockout 🙂🥊💥🫨😵‍💫😵 The title changed hands in 2020 when 10 Downing Street won it back for the UK. In 2024 the title returned to the US by stunning kayo and no surprise whatsoever.
#asylumforidiots #whitehouse #trump

GONE! The best 40 quid I've spent. Some chancer wanted 120 pounds. Sure, I'm a gullible mug. Shall I pull my jeans down so you can thrash me thoroughly across the buttocks for being a naughty boy?
Ok then, sir. [Thhhwaackkkk!] OOOH! AGAIN! Not.
#waste #cardboard #disposal #eastbourne #eastsussex

Finally the late bird got the worm moon! Persistence....

#wormmoon #fullmoon #marchmoon #eastbourne #moon

Lovely sunrise over the Shire this morning 🌄

#eastbourne #eastsussex #southdowns

@ukgovcomms.bsky.social

Sunrise ranges 6.45am to 7.15am currently, and sunset is 5.30pm to 6pm.

We should switch to BST from the closest Sunday to March 1st annually to

1. Boost evening economy
2. Improve mental health
3. Enable evening exercise
#bst now!
#clocksforward !
#toomany !!!!!!!

Shart of darkness...

#saxecoburgandgotha #andrewmountbatty #andrew

It's actually HIS.

#propertyladder #firsthome #flat

Nicki Minaj-
her brain
is a mirage.

#NickiMinaj #minajalago #donicki #twat #neckvajayjay

🐨
#australian #ozzykoala #london #koala #eastbourne

12 work days into 2026, and every day there have been myriad cancellations, delays, and faulty escalators. London's transport network is the most expensive in the world, but it is extortion; there's no competition or alternative.

#London #tfl #commuting

Rainy Warwick Way
No Victoria Line tube
No easy journeys
Minus travel lube

My kingdom for a bus!
Sat in a cosy seat
For me it's no fuss
Seeing Big Ben is neat

This'll take a while
To take in a London sight
But if it was daily
My life would be shite

#london #tfhell #tfl #thetube

Ahhhh David Bowie would have been 79 today. Everything in the world went to shit after he died. WTF would he have made of the fucked up world of 2026? 😔

#DavidBowie

I like this 'Arctic Anerley' winter spell... Wet sloppy Saaaaf Laaanden (from Thursday and next week 😐) not so much. 🥶

Weight training at 7am done ✔️

#anerley #crystalpalace #firstdayback #twelfthnightofchristmas #12drummersdrumming
🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁

Minus 2.4 before midnight ❄️❄️❄️🥶❄️❄️❄️

#london #chilly #cold #weather

SUPERMOON-ing 🍑

#moon #supermoon #wolfmoon #photography #crystalpalacepark

Thank you @nickabbot.bsky.social for that superb A to Z of 2025, you and your callers (Edward from Cologne! panic Jan, Wanstead snorer Sophie, chips Ranjit, Yorkshire Mike, biker Rose, etc) made Christmas evenings so brilliant. Tremendous broadcasting, it was priceless 💎
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🏆

The Buggles - Video Killed The Radio Star (Official Music Video) YouTube video by TheBugglesVEVO

The profound thought that MTV which started when I was 8 years old has closed down tonight, and began and finished with Buggles and the genius talent Trevor Horn 📯

youtu.be/W8r-tXRLazs?...

#MTV #buggles #videokilledtheradiostar #trevorhorn #NewYear

@nickabbot.bsky.social
@lbc.co.uk
2025... It was the best of times, it was the East Wing out of time.

Tome title suggestion:

Brexit, Tories and Reform imbeciles are THIS

#brexit #reform #ignorant #ignoramuses #thickaspigshit

Saturday night electrical challenge 😬⚡😵‍💫😬⚡

#diy #electricity #electrics #wiring #socketandsee

Holly good, eh, what?

And if you have no halls, then deck your balls.
But if you have no halls
And you have not two nor one balls,
Then it is incumbent upon you to deck your smalls!

#Christmas #feliznavidad #noel #yule #deckthehalls #decktheballs #heckmyballs

Water quality

#water #westsussex #cattle #bigfatcow #cow #farm

Sexy as sexy sex sex

#Christmas #bonnoel #FelizNavidad