No one is surprised

Only poop on an airplane out of desperation

Airport bars feel way too eager to feed people booze in the morning.

Definitely don’t microwave food and bring it to your desk at work. Every time other people are gonna think it smells like a hot fart.

The prez holds up pieces of paper like little kids who come home with a drawing. The world is forced to pat him on the head and tell him good job

@edhrec.com do ya’ll have a way to sort your combos outside of colors?

Seems local meta dependent since most decks don’t include planeswalkers. Exiling a creature is just better than destroying, but lots of people will find a home for this.

Right on. This was kind of an April fools, but idk. It’s just getting to be a lot to not get content from the communities I’m used to.

That’s pretty awful

Yo, definitely closing this down and going back to Twitter

Just saw a guy get into an argument with a convenience store employee about the price of cigarettes. God bless America!

So weird how these to ended up as buddies

Yo, that card art rips 💣💣💣

I made a papercraft just for this

Thanks for posting this! I’m throwing it in my Kambal deck

That fight doesn’t make any sense. UFC must not have given Allen any other options.

The war in Iran should be named Operation March Madness.

If I hear another person scrape the bottom of a yogurt cup with a spoon, I’m gonna blow up the moon

YOU SOM OF A BINCH!!!

Never take your eyes off your opponent

Brothers, is everything click bait or just lists that rank things?

Is this the worst they’ve ever done?

Is doing a Google search the equivalent of using any AI to ask a question? Is there a search engine that is less evil?

Conspiracy theories are fun. They remind me how batshit crazy people can be while convinced they know real truth.

Punch it in the dick and balls! It must have some of those!!!

Be cool; touch grass.

There’s nothing more motivational than the Facebook status of a divorced dad who just got dumped again.

Bro looks like he carries three different colognes all the time.

Being nice should feel more instantly rewarding. Goddamn you evolution! Being a hater shouldn’t be gratifying.

How many fast food apps is too many?