a male lion head on an armless kangaroo body complete with joey-in-pouch, the lion's head has kylo ren's lightsaber in its mouth, sat upon a messy art desk

i put together this gender fucker on a whim, but it's sorta become my crafting totem

it's a vibe to get serene about

gotta start snufkinmaxxing

Frankly, Orban should be grateful JD didn’t “Pope Francis” him iykwim

wait that's the same as getting a master's degree in business administration, ew

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i always get "lobotomy" and "master of business administration" mixed up, the process is different but the results are identical

There comes a moment when you realise your weirdness is you strength. Lean into it. There comes a moment when you realise you are Fully-grown Changeling. Celebrate it. We are strange and we are here.

my department is run by some of the most idiotic sociopaths on earth. it worries me whenever i am the smartest and kindest person in any given situation, and let me tell you that happens often in this work

humanity is a pox

hoping i don't get fired today for refusing to get tied up in some shady bullshit management trying to pull

hahahahah ahhaha haaa

i am the fairy queen's silliest soldier

that's a great point!

rewatching one of my favorite doctor who stories from mccoy's run: paradise towers

the pacifist punk girl gangs, the color-coded kangs, all use unalive to mean it how we do now, but for different reasons

maybe it's why subconsciously i been largely okay with this particular quirk of online speech

silly lil dinosaurs in halloween costumes!

new emo pop punk band name: "finance bro podcasts"

Did you hear what this person said that I found somewhere talking about something sort of? Checkmate, luddites

on the one hand i think post-humanism is inherently dehumanizing, and on the other hand meat prison

gonna be faggotmaxxing for the rest of time, just you fuckin wait, through eternity

they need to make a coffee that takes away the pain

i appreciate yr ability to see sense so readily, thank you 💛

harris and biden are responsible for trump, dingus

if they wanted to beat trump they would have tried to do so. they did not.

emotional support cannibal sword

goo

turns out dungeons were just the dragons we became along the way

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All the best books are adorned and personalized

2029 is gonna be my year