Might f around and make my flashes purely for old discarded photos I find on the street. Here’s my first. Found across from rite aid on Vermont in Los Feliz

Ladies and gentlemen and everyone in between… welcome to my flashes

working on a concept for a government arts program that would give everyone who comments stuff like this on movie and tv trailers $850,000 and force them to make something to be evaluated by the public.

Spring Breakers legacy sequel shaping up incredibly well…

If I get rich it will be clear because I’ll start getting those good hormones/roids. I’ll be ripped like a 50 yr old ex sitcom actor playing a space General in a streaming movie called like Planet Yesterday

Gen Z has more in common with boomers than they do millennials (both use their phones on speaker without earbuds in public).

Me watching Severance

Being actively big-timed at a laundromat by the sole employee. Denied the bathroom code (he silently entered it himself blocking the keypad), moving the wheeled basket back when I was clearly using it. Humiliating. Aren’t we supposed to be coming together as a city… (smdh)

My guy is still available for adoption via the labelle foundation on IG. Scoop him up!

One of them is still available for adoption via the lebelle foundation on IG. Hit them up if you want some more joy in your life.

Let’s talk about last night’s big winner shall we

a way both films deal with the banality of evil because Julian is so casually sadistic in his deception of Luke in his efforts to win the World Jam and take over the deed to his dance loft.

Who called it Paw Patrol and not The Dog Popo

Highlights from the teen girls next to me at Interstellar in IMAX:
-“is that a real robot?”
-“SHUT UP” (re: Ann Hathaway)
-“I thought he was going home?”
-“haha” re: an Instagram story)
-“that was the best movie I’ve ever seen. Thank you for showing me!” (After talking through the whole thing)

BREAKING: Luigi Mangione was able to evade police for over five days with a series of elaborate disguises

Not disagreeing that the original version is perfect but I think the 2018 Grinch earns it’s existence solely for the insanely good better-than/it-had-any-right-to be Tyler The Creator soundtrack youtu.be/8CKEcOBCSQg?...

Saw this last week and loved it so much. Overlooked gem of the year.

It’s crazy how you can go to sleep with a full untouched glass of water next to your bed and still wake up hungover.

Thanks Spotify.

Thanks to all my 600 (whoa mama!) bluesky followers. What do you guys want for Christmas? No gift is too extravagant.

Finally watching Anatomy Of Lies and can’t get over how shocking and terrible it is and also how crazy it would be if someone made a 3 hour documentary about how much I sucked

Walked my dog past a man trying to wrangle his kids into an SUV, toddler evading capture at all costs. When he emerged from the car he was wearing a SpaceX “Occupy Mars” shirt. Bro you can’t even Occupy your Ford Explorer!

Oh yeah it’s one of my favorites. Seen it many times 😎

That’s what I thought until I saw Vertigo and realized he stole even more from that. Entire plot lines!

Ohmygod you admit it!

A little empathy for Matt Gaetz please. He didn’t know this was going to happen to his face when he put on The Mask.

ohhhh so i'm like old-old. got it.

This has been going on for weeks. I’m not going to stand by and do nothing.

If it was ever in question, yes I am a true friend where it counts.

Who called it Body Double and not Pervertigo?