I need to be able to do the splits by December

Be as audacious as European men during the Berlin Conference.

Watching The Conclave and these cardinals are moving like housewives 😭

So sassy

FYI: If you are still using Google search engines, there is a Chrome extension that removes all AI overviews from your search.

a woman is sitting in a crowd of people in a dark room and making a funny face . ALT: a woman is sitting in a crowd of people in a dark room and making a funny face .

I thought they were doing casting calls in Nigeria for “Children of Blood and Bone”?
And I’m absolutely SHOCKED we ended up with that phenotype for the princess? 🙃 #blackbooksky

Blink Twice is definitely one of those films that deserves a rewatch cause those Easter eggs.....

May the genocide in Gaza end in 2025.

The only way from here is up, but I fear that I have a few more steps to rock bottom before I can reach the top floor

Yho hai. If you’re in or from South Africa please like comment and follow because right now I’m really feeling like we need to find each other. This newsfeed ???

My fighting spirit can only go for one more year... 2025 better be it, or ya'll will be mopping me off the street come 2026 🫠

I'm sorry babe 🫂

They don't really talk about how grief can affect your memory

I mean, abstinence and celibacy are nowhere near bad things. The problem has always been that TJ doesn’t show Stacey the least bit of romantic affection. Celibacy does not equal lack of intimacy
#RHOP

screencap of a tired twink saying: i don't know what the fuck you just said , but all right (the show uses a lot of financial jargon which is hard for me to understand)

my reaction to this show 80% of the time:

#industryhbo

Eric is Logan Roy's son 😭

#IndustryHBO

my relationship hot take is that if you genuinely feel compelled to go onto a netflix love reality show with your partner, just break up. only enter those shows for clout and to start a career - otherwise just break up 🙏🏾

#IndustryHBO season 3 feels like a completely different show, and I'm not sure if that's a good or bad thing

Thinking about how Elhapba's entire wicked witch drip were "gifts" from Glinda - both hat and cape 🥹

Being mean to your partner because you're too cowardly to break up with them is the same as going on these types of shows when you're in a relationship

Ya'll need to learn how to dump people because wow 😭✋🏾

#LoveNeverLies
#LoveNeverLiesZA
#LoveNeverLiesSouthAfrica

Maun was the only time I'd put my bread in the fridge, and now this Joburg heat is taking me back

a dog looking into an open refrigerator with the words gotta cool off ALT: a dog looking into an open refrigerator with the words gotta cool off

You'd think growing up in Maun would have better prepared me for this heat

I'm adjusting to the politeness. It feels quiet, alien and wrong. Recovering from a dysfunctional but boisterous household is some confusing kak.