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Scoot Henderson was built for this moment

When they pull me out of the mall fountain in handcuffs

“You like who we tell you to like, and you will stomach what we tell you to stomach. And if the country slips into fascism, it’s the fault of the people with the least power.”

This, at least, is good. Everything else though, including the implication that it might have been the FO’s decision not to send the two way players to San Antonio, is bad

JOKIC

JAMAL MURRAY

Brother what the hell is a “bonus bet,” let’s go to the park or something

Ooooof Bones Hyland don’t ruin your redemption season with fouls like that

Jamal Murray has arrived

Have already put 21 hours into Windrose and now the sea shanties are stuck in my head

Rams QB room:

I’ve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so you’re right. So what? Don’t ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again

Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited

Going to a bunch of thrift and antique stores and touching everything to see if it’s cursed and/or will give me powers

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Billionaires when you tell them they’re evil penny pinchers that would throw anyone under the bus if it made them even a little more money

The thing about all billionaires is that they got rich *by* being cheapskates that screw over everyone else because all they care about is money. No social expectation or system that relies on being a kind, selfless person is ever gonna get a dime from them because it goes against their very nature

I don’t know why anyone is surprised that a guy who made his billions by lending money to poor people he knew couldn’t pay him back, charging them interest on the loan, then repossessing their cars is a cheapskate

Somebody’s gotta tell this internet jeweler what this actually looks like and it’s not gonna be me

iq tests should subtract 10 points for being the type of guy who'd take an iq test

this is very much not a new phenomenon, nor does it have much of anything to do with 'modern dating'

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They got NBA players in LIV?

Risacher does not have the sauce unfortunately

*While having a dude who’s 7’1 with a 7’9 wingspan and weighs 260 pounds draped all over you. Been a while since I played golf but I don’t remember that being a part of it

Everyone’s gonna get a brick under their seat

Showing up wearing only nipple tassels and demanding to be told why they won’t let me through security

Making my own playoff T-shirt that says “I had to make this myself” in newspaper cutout letters

Read that again. This Louisiana bill forces homeless people to choose between jail and "treatment"—and if they can't pay for the latter, they will be forced to perform unpaid labor.

The historical precedents are clear: convict leasing, Black Codes, debtor's prison.

Happy birthday!!!

that's alright gay Obama thanks for calling back

It’s so funny because this is probably the most means tested policy I’ve seen from Mamdani so far and I would guess it has pretty wide popularity and you’ve got tech executives shitting their pants over it