Look it’s *not* the Torment Nexus. It’s just shockingly similar to the Torment Nexus. In fact we don’t even call it the Torment Nexus. Even though it’s like 99% Torment Nexus. It’s that 1% that’s important. So stop saying we’re building the Torment Nexus.

Excellent choice 🫡

Need the local bakery to institute some sort of secret handshake protocol of “I know what I’m going to order, let me skip the queue of people who are gonna stare at each pastry like they’ve just discovered fire”

One of the most useful travel tips I’ve been given is to always look for Australian coffee shops when traveling. It works every time.

One must imagine Sisyphus shouting “did you try reading the error message” into the void

Never thought I would be missing AWS IAM until I tried to do OIDC w/ Service Account impersonation on GCP.

Now, I’m wishing the GCP OIDC experience was only half as bad as Azure.

Each new day is a new discovery of a way in which GCP saw AWS’s UX and said “yeah, we can do worse”

Tim Apple really cooked with this one

That looks phenomenal