One of the worst failings of modern civilization is that we let Simple Plan get famous.

Police Chief: the criminal we caught was a sole actor
Quentin Tarantino: tell me more…

This is about The Pitt, at least the first season… am I reading into it too much or does it feel like when there’s a husband and wife or man woman duo in general, they’ve always made the woman be the one who acts irrationally and hysterically?

in all honesty, i wish twitter wasnt run but such horrible people. i miss scrolling on twitter.

fisting

That’s unrelated but I am.

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some of y’all

We should take all the guns away from cops and give them to TSA, hospital workers, firefighters, etc

I will never call anything slop on the principle that it 100% comes from the “goyslop” conspiracy theory

I’m so fucking hooked on The Pitt wow… I’m on 5PM of season 1 and this might be the best show I’ve ever seen.

It is important to remember in this case that autism is of course a spectrum :’)

Go get em tiger

Mug root beer is so shit

Yay

…sure

Throw me to the wolves and I’ll be torn to shreds.

People look absolutely awesome when they’re covered in blood, especially their face.

Possibly the most unfunny, boring, and pointless movie I’ve had the displeasure of seeing in my life.

Am I going insane??? There’s no way in hell that people like Blazing Saddles

I’d rather be on one of the 9/11 planes than be on this plane if I’m being honest

Plane diverted to Pittsburgh for 'possible security issue,' officials say A plane on its way to New York was diverted to Pittsburgh International Airport on Saturday for a "possible security issue," according to officials.

The nightmare…

Stuck in Pittsburg. I’d rather it be a bomb…

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Take away all the guns from cops and give them to pizza delivery drivers

Wdym there’s only white 13 year old liberals and 40 year old liberals here

Possibly

Scat fetishist slipping freudingly by saying something is “good as shit”

Oh baby
The sky
Oh my~

Watching my brother play Red Dead Redemption 2. I wonder whose handwriting that is in the journal.

You’re so pretty when you’re unfaithful to me!!

Coldplay - Chinese Sleep Chant [HQ] YouTube video by sueter7

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What does it even mean that one’s attention span is a certain amount of seconds?