Every time an evil person with power in America loses their job Israel gains a new worker

So what we jack offfff
So what we smoke weeed

Thank you for your time in the trenches 🫡

what’s the most polite amphibian?

the thanks-a-lotl

it sucks so much ass that when bad stuff happens to florida it doesn't just happen to the shitheads who live there. who came up with this system? booooo

headline that reads "owner of @x Twitter handle says no one reached out ahead of Twitter’s rebranding to X" lmaooooooo

it just keeps getting funnier

I like that everyone is sort of nice to each other on here, Twitter made me be kind of a mean person

Fat father friday

>doll tells me she's found a new name
>ask the girl if her name is flower or month
>she doesnt understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is flower and what is month
>she laughs and says "it's a good name, brick"
>ask her the name
>its flower

Well this sucks

dont even talk to me until I’ve had my morning gallon of ice-cold water

Yeah

Thank you @tadpr0le.bsky.social for the code! So good to finally be here.