Hey, once he's done filling potholes, I'm sure he'll take over managing the Mets.

The Southside of Chicago?

Neymar

Nine. The answer is nine. That man had nine triples and two inside-the-park homers. We were so blessed.

Not me researching 250+ pounders to hit triples for the Milwaukee Brewers and PRINCE FIELDER HAD HOW MANY TRIPLES IN HIS CAREER?

omg it's 5x as good as you are picturing. Richard Hidalgo (Astros) ran into the wall and was seriously injured. D'Amico should have gotten home but ran out of gas. Hidalgo had to be (stretchered?) taken out of the game.

Pitchers with triples besides D'Amico:

Steve Barber (Pilots)
Jason Bere
Jim Colborn
Doug Davis
Scott Karl
Lew Krausse
Wes Obermueller
Manny Parra
Hideo Nomo (!)
Eduardo Rodriguez (lone Major League hit)

Brewers players at 240lb or greater to hit a triple:

Corey Hart, 33 times
Prince Fielder, 9 times
Jesús Aguilar, twice
Gary Sánchez, twice
Rowdy Tellez, twice
Chris Carter
Jeff D'Amico
Juan Francisco
Rhys Hoskins
Lyle Mouton
Omar Narváez

NGL, struggling to recall a "Hector Gomez" with Milwaukee.

Gary Sánchez vs Enmanuel De Jesus

Triple (1) 🏃💨

Exit velo: 102.7 mph
Launch angle: 22 deg
Projected distance: 410 ft

This would have been a home run in 23/30 MLB ballparks, including American Family Field

MIL @ DET
🔺 8th

The first “too sweet” to a foreign dignitary will feed generations.

The merch sales will erase the national debt.

The marks want entertainment? Give it to them. Nash jacknifes Vance during a debate. It's over.

The Dems should run Kevin Nash/Mick Foley in 28 and it would be a 50-state sweep

The @Brewers put up SEVEN runs in the 8th 😳

Imagine being struck out by Jamie Hyneman from Mythbusters.

Even when he was with the #Brewers, I said if teams just learn to lay off Williams' stuff with some regularity they're gonna walk a lot as most of his pitches don't end up in the zone.

Now take a worse version of Williams and extrapolate that.

He's gonna be on the #Brewers again before the year is done, isn't he?

Been muttering this for multiple innings.

The #Brewers fuck with de Jesus.

Here’s a photo of Real Chili

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A screenshot of a donation splash page for New American Pathways showing a donation of $804.33 and an image of Spencer Hall, a man with curly brown hair and a large beard, wearing glasses, a checkered shirt, and overalls.

Day 2 donation is my annual donation for the true all time rushing leader, Ron Dayne, and his 7,125 yards (plus $1 per career rushing touchdown plus fees). #CharitibundiBowl @newap-georgia.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @drewhamm5.bsky.social @zachheilprin.bsky.social

Just imagine if Misiorowski could ever pitch beyond five innings. #Brewers

DH: "Your gums are puffy and bleeding."

Me: "Well, yeah, you've been poking them with that metal hook thing for the last 15 minutes."

DH: "No, you need to floss more."

*Six months later, after flossing everyday*

DH: "You're gums are puffy and bleeding. You need to floss more."

Dentists tell every single patient thy need to floss more, thus propping up the floss industry.

4/10 - Tourist on the team 👕

A college student on holiday in Montserrat once ended up playing for their national team v. Antigua.

It is said Alvin Poteen was visiting Montserrat, where his father was born, spotted the team training & asked to join in. He was so good coach Kenneth Dyer picked him.

🇲🇸 The island of Montserrat, the smallest of FIFA's 211 members, is advertising on Facebook for its first-ever full-time coach to lead the national team.

From cap-winning holidaymakers to friendlies against railway companies, here are 10 fun facts about football on Montserrat.

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