Kevin McCallister's mother realizes he made his family disappear

We Need To Talk About Kevin (1990)

Absolutely

Holy shit yes it should!

Oh man, these are all great but “I want someone to eat cheese with” is an all timer

Aright movie geeks. I’m organizing a marathon of movies w/ awesome-ridiculous titles. I’m talking deep cuts. “Who is Harry Kellerman & why is he saying those terrible things about me?”, “Let Me Eat Your Pancreas” & “One of my Wives is Missing” are already in. What would you add?

In some ways I kinda feel this way about the Obama era; a time when the future only looked bright, and everyone was hopeful and idealistic. And then Trump came along and mired us in his cynicism to the point I don’t know if that Camelot can ever come back.

Let him chill out and beach read Atlas Shrugged for the fifth time over in Elon-ville. Everyone is where they’re supposed to be.

Pretty sure I’ve locked myself out of the FaceID on my bank’s app by shaving my beard. Oops.

Oh man, I can’t imagine teaching right now. I still remember the crushing sensation I felt when a Chicago History Museum had an N64 in its’ “Look at the Cute Retro Shit” aisle, along with the knowledge it will only get worse haha

How I feel whenever I go on TikTok

To anyone who encounters a string of likes and re-posts from me, I’m sorry; I haven’t been on here since well before the election and I’m playing catchup

“Optimist: “This is the best of all possible worlds.”
Pessimist: “Yes, I know.”

— JOHN RAWLS, HANDWRITTEN JOKE ON THE TITLE PAGE OF HIS PERSONAL COPY OF A THEORY OF JUSTICE

Also, what has the man done to warrant anyone giving a damn about what he has to say? What bills has he written? What campaigns has he run? Outside of cofounding a blogging site, what has he done to distinguish himself from a Reddit shitposter with a decent vocabulary?

Calvinism?

Goddamit

Gonna actually start posting here regularly now that the Hellsite has begun the final plunge. Anyone have any good Theater memes?

I’m so curious to hear your thoughts!