playing date everything, finally. ive never been more excited to say "im gonna fuck this couch" in my life

SAME

you know what! fuck u im taking you to buffalo wild wings and telling em to bring out the fuckin buffalo and let him go wild

reverse vampire. he starts off already in your house and needs to be told to get the fuck out

smoking weed with sun tzu rn. this guy wont shut the fuck up about war

[rod serling voice] imagine, if you will, a girl that says the word "fuck"

hello

hold on. let's get this shit

finished 38th out of 249 in one of the harder tournaments on the stern pro circuit. next year we'll qualify for the top division 🥲

just thought of a good one. check this out: Gay Parker Jr.

I fought hard and fought well but sadly just missed the podium and only finished 4th in the Silverball Rumble B Division finals. for my efforts I have won $140 and a cool pint glass let's fucking goooooo

woman looking down at camera

pov: im disappointed in you

homebrew recreation of the Pinball Circus prototype with multiple levels of playfield in a vertical cabinet

here's Lin Manuelian's 1:1 recreation of Python Anghelo's famous Pinball Circus. you will probably never get to flip an actual Pinball Circus prototype, and you might not ever get to flip this immaculate one either. it's a feat of engineering and design and totally fucking crazy

here's a Borderlands homebrew pinball machine. not sure how well you can tell, but the ENTIRE PLAYFIELD is motorized - it lifts and tilts in different directions making it easier or harder to hit different areas of the playfield while you play

had a million dollars worth of nickels and dimes, she sat around and counted them all a million times

top from a girl that smells bad

need a girl who look like Elvira but with a fat dick

and here i am walking through these halls for the first time since i allowed those thoughts to coalesce into something tangible. but this time.....it's real 😌

pintastic 2026 has begun and it's a little sentimental. it was here, four years ago, waiting in line at midnight for the kickoff tournament, that something snapped in my brain and I consciously thought the words that had eluded me my whole life: "i would be so much happier if i was a woman rn"

not joking. he was very adamant i should buy a Quest 2

i have some funny stories but not many top the time i went out to play pinball wearing my half-life 2 shirt and out of nowhere Jontron comes up to me and starts talking to me about VR and half life alyx. and the entire time i just pretended i didn't know who he was

two midtown madness servers. one says "FATI COME FACE ME CLEAN" hosted by merogaming. the other says "shut your bitch ass up mero" hosted by fati

shouts out to these two guys having beef over midtown madness on gameranger in the big 2026

i feel not so good tonight

its insane that its been 20 years and there still isnt a better source map editor than hammer. that thing is a fucking piece of shit oh my god

a woman holding a large lynx point siamese cat

thank you for being my buddy

got hungry

please be delicate with me i have endured so much

i am soft and gentle. i would never hurt anyone and i hope i never hurt anyone unintentionally. i try to be so kind and so friendly, always. thank you for being a friend

booking a flight

in it, voted 5