My friend went to the salon and got the Farcoif.

Oh, you wear glasses?
Name two letters on this big alphabet poster.

[rolling my eyes at the child dressed as a dragon] great, another crop-burner, gold-hoarder, maiden-eater in training

So happy to be back on an app that lets me curate and personalize my updates on global horror again.

The essay is dead unless you are becoming an academic, where the essay is also dead but we make them for each other as a cute little hobby

Just thinking, for no reason at all, that Congress should not be allowed to receive pay in the event of a government shutdown.