breaking news: the thing I’ve been putting off for an embarrassing amount of time took me about 20 minutes to do

i had a thought today “i wonder what sarah is up to” and then saw this lol

I have 313 confirmed kills on the forklift

i think we’re forgetting too how with our ultramilitarized cops we gotta make sure that when we are gunned down in the street that it’s for something really, really, REALLY important and not just because of canadian tariffs

does myspace still exist? what if we all tried myspace again?

t-shirt that says "i had a situationship with eliana and all i got was this black metal song"

Stan Placebo harder, got it.

there’s gotta be something real wrong with the general ambiance there seeing as we have an entire slang term for usps worker committing mass murder

everyday i learn something new and fascinating about testicular torsion

the eagles winning rn is the closest thing to resistance we’ve had since trump’s presidency began

fun fact: thirteen roman emperors were assassinated by the praetorian guard

Yes

stairs only have to be lucky once. mitch mcconnell needs to be lucky every time

this presidency is overflowing with material political satirists couldn’t have dreamed of

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🕯 kill him it would be 🕯

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your life can change dramatically in 30 seconds (the $300.28 for tickets in row M in section 248 are now $572.36)

i know everyone finds it annoying when people are like “why aren’t you playing in my city” and they live in fucking nebraska but forreal why the fuck is nine inch nails playing a show in UTAH

i’ve seen enough manmade horrors beyond my comprehension, i need not add his to my plate

the one friend i’ve made in asheville is moving i’mma kms

yall are willing listening to nergal today of all days? that would have been my 13th reason

good morning found out one of the federal grants involved in this hold up is what pays half my salary

my fb algorithm is still 87% sure i’m actually a 38 year old gay man

spending less time on Websites but spending the same amount of time not getting things done. maybe we were never supposed to do that much

there sure are a lot of oils

haven't posted any aki pics in a second, hi ❣️