"oh, so you're saying--" no. i'm saying the thing i said, not the thing you made up. go back and read the thing i said

✨RAFFLE TIME ✨

Giving away two Japan-exclusive SONIC & FRIENDS Medium Shadow plushes! I will pick one winner from Twitter and one from Bluesky!

TO ENTER (BLUESKY):
- Follow @frackdeals.bsky.social and retweet this post!

Deadline to enter giveaway is Jan 1st at 11:59pm PT. 💚🦎

Who up appreciating lilo&stitch watercolor backgrounds????

Lilo & Stitch watercolor background appreciation post

bluesky is better simply because I don't have to see some random Israeli posting something so insanely genocidal that Himmler would blush

Mic check

this should be the Obama Memorial in washington dc

you do NOT want to take on Big Horny around here

big is an overstatement but i appreciate you <3

fuck the federal reserve I'm gonna mint the trillion dollar coin right here in my house

It's gonna be 6 feet in diameter and will feature William Henry Harrison on the obverse and 9/11 on the reverse

not one person would be like "what happened to the debt ceiling" if you give them "there was a little grey alien who was still alive after the Roswell crash but the military shot him because he was really funny and they thought he was gonna steal all their gfs"

I feel bad for all the non-violent clowns who live in sewers

ham

SHREK KART

SHREK KART IS REAL BABE WAKE UP

My Uber is here

this is where I skeet (and make my trap beats) from

joe biden is sending damn daniel to ukraine

it’s like a lil smash roster of the most pleasant twitter accts w/ new challengers approaching daily

i like my little circle of moots here, it’s very cute.

you might call her your “girlfriend” but im in her dms sending mario kart 7 ost

Threads feels like a fake social media network from an open-world game. It’s all the vapid shit that writers clown on when putting something like that into a game, it’s just missing the part where people talk about whatever the fuck Spider-Man did in the last mission.

Mark Zuckyberg

a box of those ice pops that come in little plastic squeeze tubes

those ice pops that come in little plastic squeeze tubes

sorry i’ll try and set them off quieter

If I was friends with the Pikmins I would make them hurt my enemies for fun

furry little pig wearing boots

i did a flip! i just did it really fast. you didn’t see it. im not gonna do it again

do i get a good morning pass or do i have to post hog?