…as long as the pickle wasn’t anywhere near Canada…

yeah… it‘s *suspiciously* perfect…

I don’t doubt the concept, but the video is—as the kids say—sus.

I’d check out a game with those sprites.

Lost it at your analys of what the label means. 🤣

I just so happen to be in town housesitting this week, so I’m gonna try to make it down to a show. :)

The contents are dire, for sure, but…

W.T.F. Is thet *font*?!

The right is *always* revolting.

My favorite alternate wincon in my Vorel deck:

Screenshot of a 504 Gateway Timeout error from scryfall.com that includes the funny line “or complain on Bluesky”.

@scryfall.com - Heads up more than a complaint, but, searches are 504-ing:

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The Artemis astronauts. Something that’s happening now that in no way whatever sucks. A blessing.

This was the only possible outcome of this war.

“I *am* the *way*.”

Donald Trump has done more damage to the United States of America than any foreign enemy accomplished in our nation’s 250-year history.

a cartoon character with a mask on is standing in front of a purple background . Alt: Brak, a cartoon character with a mask on, is standing in front of a purple background .

“I like beans.”
—Brak

A text message reading “I hope the Artemis crew is playing "Dark side of the moon" as they are in the blackout zone for 40 mins. Run time is 42:35.”

Pitt Dad knows what’s good

Jeopardy

Not to nitpick, but:

I believe that appears to be a marquee-style sign, with lots of paired sockets for incandescent bulbs, rather than a neon sign.

New ETA to Juneau - 6 hours.

Add a food to a movie:

Rocky Road

The tl;dr is that if people want Trump removed from office, they should be calling on Congress to impeach him. It almost certainly wouldn't result in him being removed (or impeached, so long as Rs control the House). But in reality, we're stuck with Trump until 2029.

Super handy for all those Marionette games.

Depluralize a movie:

Day of Thunder

Also airport gates.

I had better see a record number of reposts on this.

This is terrible trolling.

No one’s going to disagree with this.

Christopher Penn wrote: Just remember that given the abundance of neurodivergent people in science, it's far more likely that autism causes vaccines.

A different perspective.
Always helpful.

Yup. History is just people telling and/or writing down what they want other people to remember.

Scandal sheets? Psh.

This administration has so thoroughly overwhelmed the scandal facility of our society that there’s literally nothing left that would be called a scandal.

We’re in a post-scandal reality.