The FA Bird Guy is now drawing wolves and I can't fathom why any other news is being reported right now.

We need to stop them immediately

Honey, there isn't a thing in the world I wouldn't do for that skunk.

At the end of the day. Starmer didn’t employ Mandelson because Mandelson could make him money or because Mandelson had something on him. He did it because he wanted to try and get on the good side of Trump, to try and do the best for this country. Naive for sure but for the right reasons.

Too bad you didn't block me before I made fun of you in discord!

Guys, guys, GUYS! Starmer ONLY appointed Jeffery Epstein's friend as a means of impressing Jeffery Epstein's other friend. And he...*holds back tears* ...he did it for us...for this great country...🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

Packets of all four flavours of Nik Naks, together in a shop

This might not translate globally, but for UK people, this is like seeing the Beatles reform

#Furry #Furryart

Disaffected

#Furry #Furryart

A King of the Hill screenshot stylized to look like original Game Boy graphics. Hank Hill is handing Peggy some pens in the Strickland Propane office. He says "You are hereby requisitioned 3 Strickland Propane pens."

A King of the Hill screenshot stylized to look like original Game Boy graphics. Peggy Hill is staring at Hanks hand as he hands over three pens. Text on the bottom reads "3 Strickland Propane pens added to inventory!"

One Tim enters, another Tim exits. Perfectly balanced as all things should be.

One of my sister's cats was obtained from the engine of her wife's car while she was at work.

flanders saying "yeah i support putin. putin the stew back in student"

Orange fluffy cat inside my car.

I have to go to work and this is not my cat.

Call all your friends and tell them WhimsicalSquirrel made the hottest #cockvore animation you've seen all week.

Tell them it's better than TEN WRESTLEMANIAS!

(Please don't specify which ten)

#Furryart

The Onion has reached a deal to acquire Infowars

• It will be turned into a parody site of itself

• Has the support of the Sandy Hook families

“A lot of people gave up on doing the right thing over the last two years. Despite an insane amount of threats & bullshit, we persevered"

(via Variety)

The porn I see of her often has her looking angry and needing to be 'corrected' or something which felt consistent with the overall, let's say, culture. But like I said, never saw the show so I don't have a ton to go on.

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars.

There's just gotta be a line somewhere.

Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

Conventional wisdom is that there's this magical cutoff between childhood and adulthood and once you notice it does not exist and that these are functionally the same people you went to middle school with except they can drive cars now, it makes it a lot easier to predict their behavior.

I've never watched Helluva Boss and likely never will but is all of this Loona porn basically because she seems to be a surly, fiercely independent female character who we therefore can't stand to see go undicked? 'Cause there's lots of 'be a good girl now..." shit with her.

Like. Lots.

Gil Duran tweet: TLDR: Fascism in response to Palantir's long fascists screed on X.

"Your Account is Suspended" Message on X

The CEO of Palantir posted a fascist manifesto on X.

I pointed out that it was fascist—which resulted in a permanent suspension from X (my second time!).

So, when you hear the tweeters complaining that BlueSky is intolerant, remember why many of us came here in the first place.

this is why Dems need to go as hard as possible on reforms and actually fixing things rather than kick the can, because "people will remember how bad things were and not put these folks back in charge" is a demonstrably false statement

I mean, Vegas has slot machines in the grocery stores. And the airport. And like, not even in their own separate little part of the airport.

red (glomphing day) created by whimsicalsquirrel - e621 View this 800x600 27.7 MB image

This is a shortened version of the original animation hosted here. The original has a longer intro and more backstory between Red and Balox.

Red belongs to @redmckenzie.bsky.social

If you liked this animation, lemme know and show it off to your friends. I'm still new to this...'genre.'

Red experiences Glomphing Day, the time when his exotic coworker Balox enters into "Fluorescence" and is capable of performing his species' unique breeding technique. But with no Brax females in the cluster, it is instead a day of hazing at the expense of the aliens' mammalian hosts. #cockvore #vore

If there's a medical condition for being bad at hearing song lyrics, I've got that real bad.

Movie frames you can hear

This doesn't quite tell the entire story. He's some kind of 'scrap metal king' apparently jailed for 8 months for fraud many years back and then rebuilt his fortune by becoming a crypto baron. Then bought a seat at the commentary table for WrestleMania. Because of course he did.