Posts by Caro (Orchid)
Fangizzy my beloved. Sometimes fang just needs to fuss over a silly puppy and teach him silly tricks and use good handling skills to redirect him when he gets fearful and a lil bit aggressive
It's frustratingly real like okay I GUESS I'll go see about getting grief counselling you seem to think that's what's holding me back
I have just realised that bsky has apparently vibecoded consistent picture uploads out of existence. The one card I pulled is the Fool, upright.
On an oval yellow foot stool there is a deck of tarot cards lying cross wise, back side up. There is one card lying lengthways, face up. It is the Fool, card 0 of the majority arcana, and is represented by a badger headed man trudging through snow, carrying a puffin and being heckled by a magpie
To which I finally asked on a one card yes or no "fine fuck you should I go to grief counselling will that make you happy" and pulled this bitch. "Hey it's the first step in a journey" my tarot deck is a pain in the ass
"hey bitch did you know you have some problems with grief still" uh yeah kinda
I feel bullied by my tarot cards
everyone please stop calling ai glasses the "pervert glasses". this is appropriation of swirly glasses from pervert scientist women
A drawing of the artist walking around with a silly smile, while a carabiner holding keys, connected to her pants, is making loud CLINK CLANK CLONK sound. Above her is a thought bubble with a robot bearing the caption "Lesbotron 3000", also making loud CLINK CLANK CLONK sounds.
happy lesbian week
His TEATS. So soft
ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilegeβ¦
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I canβt, Iβ
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalanceβ¦
Snow was general all over Stroud. It was falling upon the Tesco Express from its toilet seats and, further westwards, falling into its car park. It was falling too upon the chained trolleys. It lay drifted upon the dashboard of James Joyce's BMW . . .
Cancel Reply Forbidden Jay Bluesky is made with Al, the engineers and even some non-engineers use Claude code Can you ask them to stop?
Asking the forbidden question
Art of Vaggi from Hazbin Hotel. She is in a sparkly pink-red dress with glittery black ribbons, one of which is holding her hair in a ponytail. The inside feathers of her wings are colored with the colors of the lesbian flag.
I saw the new Pride merch in Hot Topic and Vaggi had the flag colors on her wings and that hit me right in the Feels
Girl pretty.........
#hazbinhotel #vaggi
Itβs illustrative to recognise when the Guardian uses the word investment (straightforward handing over cash to the private sector) and when it uses spending (welfare, public sector wages)
This is excellent
Bet
Thinking about Gummigoo in a dissociative state, and I was pondering other ways he could emote with his eyes. In another universe where I didn't kill him.
IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL
annabelle--cane on twitter: "vampirism poses the question "what if there was a fundamental, horrible, unending well of wantin your soul that, if truly satisfied, would lead to great pain for all those you hold closest and, in turn, their absolute and total revilement of you?" and naturally as a person with no problems I don't relate to this in any way at all." annabelle--cane: "vampirism also poses the question "what if someone you loved, through no fault of their own, needed something from you, and giving it to them and seeing them happy provided you the greatest joy, and you were the only one who could do it, but at the same time it was slowly draining all your life out of you?" which is also a completely unrelatable idea to me because I'm a normal person with no issues."
cherry blossoms blooming today! β¨πΈπΈπΈβ¨ go touch some grass π± (and flowers) today y'all π
Illustration of a black and white rat sleeping on his side.
Juust a sleepy bebe
James Bembridge on X: Hate is too weak a word for what I feel towards the NHS. I'd tear it down and salt the earth upon which it stood.
Lovely people, these Reform UK candidates for the upcoming election, and great to know they're on our side.
Cute bunny slippers
As a therapist and a healthcare worker, chatbots are becoming a public health crisis, and Iβm tired of hearing people who donβt see the harm every day explain why this is totally fine and just like people pearl-clutching over cellphones. Itβs getting worse and we havenβt scratched the surface.
Saw this template on twt
Northern Brown Argus butterfly on a thistle and headline 50 years of butterfly monitoring data reveal specialist species disappearing across UK
Pearl-bordered fritillary butterfly on bluebells
Extraordinary dataset of 44 million+ records of UK #butterflies collected by 782,000 volunteers in the past 50 years shows many species are in long-term decline eg Pearl-bordered Fritillary.
@ukbms.bsky.social is run by @savebutterflies.bsky.social, UKCEH, @btobirds.bsky.social, and JNCC.
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Littke something to pin on Insta after the wave of A/I slop from this weekend
When Labour next tell you there is no money left and that's why they can't help people to heat their homes, show them this.