I tried submitting a crossword too but they said the clues were incomprehensible or some crap

Vaguely related, this is the day after we pulled our docks for the winter and all these seals mad that we removed their lounge.

Treatlers made agedep disappear because the tariff otaku made them touch the stove and negotiations steve did a bad one

Steve: sure, clicking like is free

Hmm I guess maybe if it was a small business too but real hmm

I have never heard of this happening

Racedep Tyler Shough is an incredible bit and will be canonized next week

I hate this grainger commercial. Why is she wearing full ski goggles to replace a valve?

Of course they do, just like how the sawfish uses its saw to cut steak into easier to manage pieces

It's tomorrow, officially

Gotta make it easier when she shows up at the neighborhood independence day bbq

Guy who softlaunches his ai girlfriend in the family group chat

Saw some morning show on one of the TVs today asking if redistricting is "giving up the moral high ground, and if so, is it worth it?" so I hope it passes by such a margin that people on that show cry tomorrow

This is the real draft

Assorted 2026 NFL Draft Linebacker Opinions

Backlit bugs bunny, ascending from the earth, giant wooden mallet in one hand and a big straw boating hat on his head: I̴̻̙̒t̸͇̊̾'̶̨̺̣́̈͝s̸̨͔̺͛̒̿ ̷̮͌͠d̵̳̫̈́̿ű̴͜c̷̦̓k̸̥͑ ̴͕̤̏̾s̶̝͖̹̀̂ȅ̸͇̘͈̑͝ȧ̵͖̻͚̾ṡ̶̛̠͕o̶̜̾̍n̷͚̺̔ͅ

Alright, I’m home now so here’s the Norm update. Yesterday at 4pm, I got a text from a family I’ve been helping who had a loved one abducted a couple of days after Renée Good’s murder. This was the family that Norm Nation kept from being evicted (and you delivered). ICE had released their loved one.

Send them to prison idc

Yes hell yes

Maybe the literal brainworms guy shouldn't have been confirmed as HHS secretary idk

I'm "cleaning up the risk pool" to bring up the likelihood of me winning the lottery

He's not nearly as good* at deflecting as Bondi or Noem because their MO was "don't answer any direct questions" whereas his MO is "I have to be right 100% of the time no matter what"

All it takes is one of the apex predator of all time

Opening a new window every time chatgpt doesn't know the answer so I can ask a new chatgpt how to get the other one to know the answer

Still has a job though so I don’t feel bad for him

Jac Collinsworth catching strays here, thankfully

A couple months later I got a call from NOAA and they said "hey we noticed when we were there that your beach would be perfect for this thing we're doing" and I was like hell yeah, and that's how I got to be part of four separate re-releases of seals into the Sound.

Anyway they determined this dude just died of old age, asked me if I'd stolen any of his teeth (I hadn't), and then towed him out to sink him in the passage.

They'd had me tie a rope from a tree to the sea lion and then the tide came in, so when NOAA came they were able to pull a boat right up alongside it. They did a necropsy right there in the shallows, because there'd been some suspicious pinniped deaths or something.