FUCK YOU BALTIMORE!!

Got to see @mikanweaver.bsky.social and her cool dog today!!!! Her dog did not think I was very cool though, damn

Haha squeaky

I died

ROCKIES GOT DESTROYED BUT THE TRUTH WAS REVEALED

ROCKIES GOT DESTROYED BUT THE TRUTH WAS REVEALED

SUCCESSFUL INFILTRATION I AM ABOHT TO CATCH THE SHOHEI OHTANI DRUG MONEY GRAND SLAM BASEBALL

BIG DADDY DREAMS ACHIEVED i am having a Good Times™️

Ink pen and colored pencil illustration of an Opossum hitting the bong drawn by @kcopossum in 2023

Happy birthday to weed

This train is running parallel to the road I was driving 125mph on 5 years ago and it is not going as fast as I was

I cannot sleep at all on this aaaaaaaaaa

I typed "freight" fuck all of this

See previous tweets

FUCK UTAH

I've ridden on rail transit ala subways and streetcar and light rails and stuff but for this to be the first commuter train I got a ticket for and not a just freiht train that ive just hopped on is weird aaaaaaaa

Opossum plush on the train seat

BOARDED

Inspiring

I got dubbed zombieland style

Actually nvm, DELAYEDDDDDD

The train

SOON

WHERE DID THE WORD "EASY" GO?????

If you ever see this while driving your car, crash into it immediately

I've reached the rendezvous point!!! This was actually very aaaaaaaa hooray even weight distribution lol

My ebike with way too much shit on the back of it

Okay time to go catch a train

Trinidad and Denver and everywhere in between aaaaaaaaaa

This is a warning to all of colorado

Me all day today:

More proof isnt needed but whatever anyways skunks im like hey whats up hello ooh bsky.app/profile/kcop...

Let me tell ya bsky.app/profile/kcop...

Some random sign on a gate that just says "bigger than the big"

I saw this last night riding the bike home and started screaming because this is like some sort of stupid ass shitpost I make on here that came to real life lol aaaaaaaaaa