That account hasn’t posted anything in 11 months……

Giant muscled wrestler dude who the president is now claiming to have the same body fat percentage as

Fucking Lex Luger used to claim to have 3 - 4% body fat!

Yay! *runs to nearest clutch of baddies*

We’re clearly watching very different online videos about nuns

I mean fr, McDonalds is clearly this woman’s highest concept of cuisine given its incredibly high sales and series of awards over the years

Yes, McDonalds has won a shit ton of awards for lots of reasons, still doesn’t make it good food

Jessie here is clearly a money worshipper 🤷‍♀️

This is too much effort to put into defending a plagiarising wizard bigot

And as we all know awards by paid for corporations are the only other way to determine quality

“Free thinker”

Thinks that Rowling is an incredible writer cos of sales.

Yeah, okay, why not just say you love capitalism and can’t imagine a world without and be done with it?

McDonald’s confirmed as highest quality food on earth

Local chicken shops with 0 hygiene rating confirmed coming in at close second in the UK

Piss off back to your castle mould brain

Just realised that being trans femme is like being in Across The Spider-Verse and you either know what I mean when I say The Canon Events or you just haven’t made it to The Society yet

Dark haired hottie with a be head set on. It kinda looks like I have bunny ears coming out of the back of my head….

Been toying with brain-washing/hypnosis type kinks lately

Hopefully this headset might make things a bit more ….. intense.

Imagine being strapped to a chair, unable to move and forced to watch VR porn for a couple of hours at a time. My brains gonna be leaking out my fucking ears

Tonight hanging out with friends and someone said something about forgetting tickets to go to a rugby game and someone said

“you are absolute chaos bait”

And I can’t stop laughing

Whatsapp text. It says “I want to hunt you like prey, make you whine and squeal”

I just fucking………

I never knew that people would say this kind of thing to me and I would get so fucking wet just from reading 12 words while browsing in HMV

Fanks! I just look how I look luckily

Artemis II : Blood on the Sand

Cheeky lil grin on this one (psssst there may also be boobs)

Jeeeeez I need a t-shirt of this like yesterday

Subby fox girls who are in denial rise up!

My boob holding up a wand. It was there for like the one second I needed to take the pic

I’m not saying I have huge tits but….

A pic of like a grass lawn with the phrase “18+ Slopper Transgender Lesbian Sex” burnt on to it It’s probably Ai, I don’t fuckin know,

Me: gets informed that I have a rep of being a slut

“…… I really wait, I don’t think I’m *that* much of a slut to get a rep about it”

Also me: I wanna find a way to plaster this on all my social media

Got to do a little bit of needleplay again this weekend. Even went up to a slightly higher gauge which felt so gooooooooood. If anyone wants to see more then just lemme know

TRIGGER WARNING! SERIOUS TRIGGER WARNING! Needle in skin, a video with a needle being taken out of skin, horny moaning 🤭

My arm. It has two very circular and jaw looking bruises above and below the inside of the elbow

Fucking love it when you get bitten so hard that the bruises don’t even come
in properly until like five days later

I mean….. I know I’m lucky cos my body apparently sniffed Oestrogen and immediately went “GET READY FOR TITS GANG!”

but at the same time, being a cute lil burgeoning t-girl could have been fun too

I had a convo with a girl recently about when we stopped boymoding

Her: Well, I stopped and started, decided I was non-binary for a long time and have only recently properly started being full femme. How about you?

Me: “Well, I started HRT, immediately grew huge boobs and was like…. alright then”

I dunno what’s going but I’m giggling in my office about the thought of pronouncing faggot with a long a

Faaaahhhgot

“Jess would you ever consider having sex with like a clone of yourself?”

Not only would I, I know for a fact that if me and a clone or a version from a different universe ever met we would both immediately make eye contact and grin knowing we were both thinking the same thing

Imagine a world:-

You’ve just been fucked in the ass

She pulls out and pulls off her condom and then makes you drink the contents

Hot right?

A girl getting shy bladder while I’m lying on my back on puppy pads waiting for her to piss on me is possibly the funniest example of “performance anxiety” I’ve ever experienced

Butt lol

Oh well then yeah. What a fucking awful thing to do then.

Imagine having the gall to try and sell merch off the back of that…