I hate that the gym is actually working 🙄

They're horrible, I dont understand!

Hair is cut and coffee is brewing. Now just need someone to go with me for brunch!

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Sleeping in her pillow fort

I'll make sure to wear it for you 😉

Im too lazy to take a picture but current rotation:

Morning Chess by Vilhelm
L'eau Papier by Diptyque
Jazz Club by Margiela
Ombre Leather by Tom Ford

Hi, yes, quick question, can I have kiss?

It's not much, but it's the best my butts ever looked so im pretty happy

Getting ready to go out in the frigid cold, I think I might be making a mistake.

Lady Gaga wearing archival Alexander Mcqueen from one of my favorite collections makes my little gay heart scream 😭

Who knew that going to the gym would make you feel better about yourself?? I feel like someone should be talking about this...

These make me so happy 😍

Ive been trying!

Is pre-storm horniness a thing? Because im fucking feral over here

Did you ask nicely?

Okay but did you read why? Because it had me rolling when I saw it!

Not me specifically doing the Heated Rivalry stretch next to the hot man at the gym 😔

The person my husband becomes when sports are on terrifies myself and our dog. I need a place to hide.

Can you come do mine next? I was parked under a tree....

That explains why my connection is so strong 🧐

First day at the gym done, everyone please clap for me! (I forgot to take a pic at the gym please believe me)

Gays, where are we buying athletic clothes these days?

You get it 🙂‍↕️

Dreading work tomorrow and making soup

As long as I can bring my friend (crippling anxiety)

Wait, book club??

...how big is your bathtub?