is this not just hope chess? why is this a brilliant lmao

are you seeing what i'm seeing

does burger king just not know how many calories are in their food or something?

I bought a pack of cigarettes because I'm trying to quit vaping

Never ordering Doordash again. How are you gonna tell me i'm not eligible for a refund when I paid you money, and didn't receive what I paid for. Absolutely ridiculous.

they call me the mikhail tal of 800 elo

"A blueberry actually has zero Rs. Even if you found some 50 meters away, they probably belong to a different fruit" banger

me after one weed

just overtook a cop on the highway, call me Evel Knievel

I've just seen someone refer to the current wave of civil revolt in the US as "The Mario Party" and I might borrow that

branding my "America should have snap elections" policy as "Don't you think you have the right to speak to the manager whenever you want?"

i love older women

my chess elo is officially higher than my credit score

just took spironolactone for the first time, does it taste like mint to anyone else?

there's a little bird on my shoulder constantly screeching "danger levels! danger levels!"

hey did you guys know arby's has the meats? crazy

my adrenaline levels holy shit

Someone let me know when we nuke Iran so I can quit my job and spend time with my cat

got a two-for-one special

stockfish can suck my nuts, what do you mean "inaccuracy"

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Since January of this year, I was 300 then

i think i could actually get to 1000 before the year is over

i'm one win away from crossing into 800 y'all last week i was 550 this is crazy

a win's a win is what i say

you know the game was some low elo madness when the eval bar looks like a seismograph

duolingo question asking the user to translate "het is een goed moment voor een glas wijn" meaning "it is a good moment for a glass of wine"

fake language

"show levy that game!!!"