modern setting. interior. Jiang Cheng looking down at a blue translucent screen, looking awed. JC, saying outloud: Whoa, my own skill screen… My title is “Guardian”?

modern setting. interior. Jiang Cheng looking down at a blue translucent screen, smiling to himself. Jin Ling is poking his head in from the doorway behind him. JC, thinking: that’s a pretty cool title! A tank class? My defense points are going to be high! JL, in the background: Jiujiu, can we go get boba? Also, JL: uh, what are you doing in the dark?

screen text: GUARDIAN A natural nurturer. You’ve done well in caring for your—text is cut off here.

Looking from behind Jiang Cheng as he stares down at the screen. There are multiple fireworks going off around the screen. The words “Congratulations!” are displayed and repeated three times amongst the fireworks. JC, thinking: Wait a minute. This isn’t a tank class. Is system saying I’m a good babysitter!? JC, outloud: Why does this feel mocking? JL, whining offscreen: JIUJIUUUUUU, BOOOOBAAA, PLEeeeAAAssSeeEE. JIUJIU!!!!

💫 the coolest title!
#applesdraw #guardianJC #jiangcheng

NUMBER 1 MILF IN THE WORLD!!!!

now can a-ling pleeeeaaaase get boba?

a person is touching another person 's nose and making a face . ALT: a person is touching another person 's nose and making a face .

“Tsundere can top” ah yes midotaka

I love the sillies so much

Real

oh no😭😭😭 hugs apples

can u blame him tho.. have u seen his shidi…

They had to be quick and preparing jc’s ass took all his attention 😔 plus lxc never felt a boner there so he just assumed jc could only get stimulated from behind 😩

a-ling is a genius, so creative in trying to escape nap time

“well done, but this still does not count as nap time, a-ling…”
#applesdraw

Big like his dic—

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He can’t believe what he’s seeing!!

never underestimate the tolkien fic writers apples

‪(inspired a fanfic of the hobbit i read years ago)‬

Meanwhile, LXC is wondering why his new boyfriend JC never seems to get hard when they’re together 😔 (he has no idea JC is a woman)

keeping their affair a secret? she appreciates the concern for her reputation

but what does a girl have to do to get her pussy played with around here?!

Honestly, JC was starting to be put off by it.

The fact that they had to be quick all the time? ok, they’re at war, everyone’s busy

they don’t even have time to strip properly? Understandable given the time issue

Except… LXC only ever fucked her ass, never seeming to show interest in her pussy

JC shrugs it off- maybe he was just into that? or maybe letter keep her maidenhead was a weird display of lan courtesy?

oh well. It felt good, they were both satisfied, and JC wouldnt mind a repeat performance.

Which she gets. Multiple times.

granted, it was a rushed coupling. They didnt even have time to fully take their clothes off due to how hectic the war camp was.

But who would’ve expected the number one bachelor to go straight for the ass?

#xicheng w/ fem!JC nsfw + crack

JC, forced to present herself as male due to being the sect heir, has resigned herself to a lonely life with no lovers

until one day during the SSC she falls into bed with LXC who… fucks her ass?

Oh nooo 😭 i dont think a manicure is supposed to do that lsjdkdkd

apples has apple’d!!!!

the apple meme thing but make it the golden core with a yellow apple. a golden apple core where its eaten flesh outlines the profiles of a sadly smiling Wei Wuxian looking at a blindfolded Jiang Cheng (JC’s about to make his way up to meet so-called Baoshan Sanren). underneath them is a hand vaguely holding them up (a nod to Wen Qing’s hand from the donghua during the golden core reveal).

the apple meme, for my name is apples! 🍎🍏
#applesdraw #xiancheng #chengxian

…would liu qingge be tigress…

tai lung bingge being mad af bc shizun chose ponghe but not him… this is canon

that’s bc being the dragon warrior comes with the curse of responsibilities 😔

Im going FERAL yqy is so hot, SJ is stronger than me fr 😭

Gorgeous!!!! I love this art style

#xicheng
#曦澄

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