We are simply dying, my love. 💙

On such a regular basis. Oh my god

It is depressingly cold

I want y’all to know that I have somehow killed a succulent.

Plants aren’t for everyone.

Oh the sweet sweet irony. 😂

I wanna talk to Lenny Kravitz about art over a bottle of really good tequila and key limes.

OPEN THE PORTAL

Teena Marie’s daughter is a singer. Teena Marie’s daughter cannot sing.

This could’ve been our fucking president. Instead we’re stuck with the orange guy & revenge fueled loser with money.

I don’t know if this man did something or what, but I’ve said “thank you baby 🥹” in response to four screenshots this morning & now I’m doing jaw exercises.

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- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
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YOU OWE ME A DEBT! YOU STOLE HIM FROM ME!

Things that are outcome independent, rarely have a good outcome.

Teedra Moses is sexy on accident. Like, everything she does is.. sensual. Those are my favorite kind of women.

Are there any typos in this skeet??

always*

The psalmist said, “Spend a check and get it RIGHT back”

As long as she in love… she never gone stop biting you… you’ve made that woman touch the part of herself untethered from reason

Don’t you start! Lol

I miss when the phone and the internet were stationary. It was a place you had to choose to go. This shit wasn’t never supposed to be in our pockets

That didn’t exist for me. I served the old gods.

Did we break wrists? Did we sacrifice the skin of our extremities to the gods of play? Yes. BUT WE LIVED, DAMMIT!

I want an all black German shepherd puppy. I’ll name him Bruce Wayne.

Outta the way---my time to shine!!!!!

Cause they can't really cook lol

Phyllis Hyman was fine as hell