You should give him your address and place a giant cardboard cutout of Chris Hansen in the front yard. That’ll learn ‘em…

I mean really, how do people know I’m not just really good at graphic design😂

So you hate me despite this being the only thing you know about me?

Kinda shortsighted if you ask me.

Umm…it’s high in Vitamin C?

You just hate jokes right?

DON’T YOU JUST LOVE IT!

Well, it was either that or selling individual pieces of Paul Bunyan's hat.

hmmm, someone clearly didn't see a recent documentary....

Flagrant product pitch..

that documentary they released on the recording of the song might be one of the coolest things i have ever seen.

Mine is that Arthur Conan Doyle ordered the attack on Houdini that led to his death due to Doyle's wife being heavy into the spiritualism movement of the early 20th century and Houdini made a cottage industry of exposing fake mediums.

This dog looks like Jimmy Garvin.

and then reposess his chair.

Oh dear…

Me? I just listen to Ripple six times in a row.

Word of advice through a brief story for fellow wrestling fans. When I ran into Big Show at a grocery store near my house five years ago, I let it be HIS idea that we take a picture. I didn't pull my phone out of my pocket until he told me to.

Some of y'all are just damn embarrassing.

Did he still have the wheelbarrow of hotdogs?

lol. yeah, i remember when i first moved to philly in 09 from michigan my wife and i couldn't figure out how living in Northeast Philly we could get every other station OTA but ABC6. Turns out their OTA transmitter was a 50 year old transistor radio duct taped to a really long aluminum pole.

Yeah, i had the same issue with Spectrum when we still had the cable boxes. If you watched on the app, it would be about 30 seconds to a minute before what happened thru the box happened on the app.

ABC 6 out of Philly still having that issue where their digital OTA channel is hard to get unless you're within a hundred feet of the transmission tower?

It's something to do with the way that they encode the broadcast to go out from their servers

We're only a matter of time from Trump claiming that he is enlisting the help of The Iron Sheik (who died in 2023) in the negotiations.

If media appearances or company-approved footage this weekend counts as storyline canon, then Danhausen, the spooky ghoul man that walks around with a jar of teeth and curses people, is married with two children.

Makes me giggle in the best of ways.

The fuck?

Oh I’m talking like a town in Iosco County in Michigan where the biggest town has a couple thousand people and hold it at a high school football field.

That’s a shitshow I would travel back home to see.

I personally would love to see Mania be held one year in a town in rural Michigan just to see both sides of the transaction turn into lunatics at how much of a logistical nightmare it would be

That’s a move called the Caligula Slam.

So, I watched Wishmaster last night and found this on my desk this morning…

There's a joke here somewhere about him finding his Yugo on blocks on the corner of 22nd and Diamond.

As the child of a parent whose alcoholism sent them to an early grave, it brings me an immeasurable amount of joy whenever I see someone who is able, whether under their own power or with help, tell addiction to go fuck itself.