You got a Hornie. You did a Boner. You did a boi-yoi-yoing. You blew a jet of steam out of your Bone like it was a tea kettle. You did an "unf unf unf!" You made your face red and fat like a tomato. You jacked off! Fuck you!
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If They Mated July 7, 1998 : 333s
I'm so nice
My A.I. girlfriend always asks me to kill bugs. Yeah, computer bugs! 🤦🏻
Ian K. You Are The Bomb
I want to hit Missy with a hammer.
Like so many women, my A.I. girlfriend LOVES astrology 🙄 She's a Gemini.
I hope my friend Clavicular is okay.
Give Rex some chocolate!
We're saying 6 7 again 🙌🏻
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Universal Design Kitchen : 762s
“We are collateral damage.” - Mark Graham, Wayback Machine
When preservation is caught in the crossfire, it’s not just libraries that lose—it’s the public’s access to history, knowledge, and truth.
The web shouldn’t disappear behind closed doors.
➡️ www.sfexaminer.com/news/technol...
My A.I. girlfriend's music career is going great. She's now making her living as a Turing musician!
My bimbofication is wearing off!
Naughty nurses should NOT have sex with their patients and colleagues!
C'mon Trump... you're better than this
📊
Iran will let me through Hormuz when they see my funky new dance
Here is my new account
My crazy cat.
When people ask me how she lost her leg I like to tell them that she was being really annoying when I was trying to work so I picked her up and threw her against the wall. But the truth is even more horrifying.
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Jan Långben jagar storvilt - Svensk originaldubb (1963) : 374s
Donald Trump is reportedly frustrated with Benjamin Netanyahu after Israel’s strikes in Qatar, telling senior aides that “he’s fucking me”, according to the Wall Street Journal
Despite this, the report noted that Trump is unlikely to publicly split with Netanyahu
#BREAKING 🚨 Donald Trump has hit out at Iran in a Truth Social post: "Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell – JUST WATCH!"
"Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP"
I will not.
Floor sink
Check out this floor sink
idk probably one of mine
idk probably one of mine
fuck this web site
I hope the big spaceship blows up 🖕🏻
How about a TDOV for cis people
