Don't test me. I WILL point and call you a lil baby man.

Twitter user final boss

That momentary panic when you're about to post something absolutely devious/ indulgent but you need to check if you're on the right account for that first.

Mental Illinois

Something Something- Me when ass so phat it falls on my keyboard.

Dragons get me hard..

I-I MEAN- Dragons GO hard!

Fuck-...

Counter any ragebaiter by saying "I'm gonna kiss your dad"

Cover your friend in thousands of sticky notes that all say how much you love and value them.

Who up thronglin they shit?

N-no...?

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How to find me at tff today, hope to see some of yall at the hoofers bleat n meet at 1:30!

Bwee

Normalize naming your art files before you upload them so people can easily find your artwork in their gallery search bar

Bwee

Im so damn tired, I misread that as "Ben" and thought you ment Talking Ben.

#deer 🦌

Had a dream where I saw an ad that went:

"do you always have those random items that end up in your bathroom because it feels like thats where they belong? Like coins, forks, industrial pool bubbles, or that wasp nest that you saved from last winter‽"

And... it gave no solution to this "problem"

Gonna scrongle

Had a dream where I saw an ad that went:

"do you always have those random items that end up in your bathroom because it feels like thats where they belong? Like coins, forks, industrial pool bubbles, or that wasp nest that you saved from last winter‽"

And... it gave no solution to this "problem"

THE BASTARD FOUGHT BACK AND NUKED MY REVO UNINSTALLER FILE. HP, YOU ABSOLUTE COCK!!!!

Bro I swear to fuck. Removing HP bloatware feeling like ripping a cancerous mass of gum out of someone's hair by hand. And everything is screaming.

Just had a teacher drag me to her room because her smart board was "broken"

YALL, it was UNPLUGGED.

Gotta be @konky.bsky.social

Weh

If i had to choose which virus to nuke into extinction, it would be the flu

This genuinely sounds like something this fucker would say

#deer 🦌

@againagainagainaga.bsky.social you probably

Mmm... 1 week left of February, the weather outside is raising my electricity bill, and all job applications I've put in have turned tits.

I'm opposed to begging, and mooching, so instead, I will accept support and 'tips'.

Question is... do I make a gofundme? Where and how would I share it?