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Good morning Bluesky.
Say hello to our resident Orca, in front of the Seattle waterfront during a gorgeous PNW sunset. He was traveling with his family and T034s, T037/T037Bs. Those little ones in the pods are always the most playful ones. We love our whales. This photo should be a poster!
If only they had enough pendants, we wouldn't have lost so many of Destiny's children
Michelle was my favorite (because I love me an underdog) but she was done dirty with that live, laugh, love solo.
It didn't even rhyme.
Tell your kid BOOOP for me, please
Pencil-drawn orca reader and card
Pencil-drawn orca reader and card back
Visiting family in Missouri, and my kid must be missing home because she just drew an Orca card and reader.
Amazon will pay $20.5 million to settle allegations that two of its Oregon data centers helped contaminate groundwater.
This is exactly why communities across the country are organizing to stop data centers — and winning.
Never doubt your power to change the system.
I shared a specific documentary. Please tell me which facts it twisted.
Stay delusional, buddy.
My dude, killing the sons of "enemy combatants" was a feature, not a bug.
They knew that the kids of the people killed were more likely to get radicalized so the US eliminated generations as a preventative measure.
There's even a documentary about it
www.imdb.com/title/tt2532...
The concept of blowback really needs to be seared into our brains.
70% of the time, the US is fighting an enemy they created and paid for.
It doesn't matter what other good things you do in your life. When you order the extermination of hundreds, possibly thousands, of civilians you are a fucking monster. Especially when that murder makes the situation even worse.
He also ordered the killing of a 16 year-old American kid via drone strike.
I used to feel this way about Clinton during Bush II - back when I was a naive, uneducated dumbass.
If you ever catch me unironically saying "he wasn't perfect" about a man who assassinated a 16 year-old American kid via drone strike and systematically eliminated entire family trees, just end me.
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For 30 years, it’s been built for people, not bulk harvesting. We actively monitor to prevent abuse. Learn more ⤵️
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Innocent until proven guilty is for the criminal justice system to prevent the State from taking away someone's freedom without proving it beyond a reasonable doubt.
Your personal opinion will not put anyone in jail.
It is appropriate to presume that victims don't come forward for no reason.
*for educational purposes only
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Back in college, I found an article online that definitely put me on a list.
It discussed anonymous digital currency, prediction markets, and a way to hold public figures accountable 👀 with a cash reward for the correct prediction.
Written in 1995.
Here's a recap:
steemit.com/anarchy/@naq...
A photo of the Pike Place starbucks in Seattle Washington
We, the partners at Pike Place #301, are excited to announce our intent to unionize with Starbucks Workers United. As partners of the first Starbucks, we’ve decided to form a union to uphold the core values of our company and the Pike Place Market: fair and equal treatment, respect, and dignity for every single partner who makes this store so special. Thousands of partners around the country are working together to fight for a better workplace, and we look forward to joining them. Starbucks as a company was built on the core pillars of belonging, courage, and joy. Sadly, under your leadership – in our store and so many others – Starbucks has lost its way and veered from the core values that defined us. Store partners are the most important part of the Starbucks experience. We open the stores every morning and close them every night. We greet customers, make the coffee, clean up the spills, and remember our regulars’ names and favorite orders. But beneath the veneer of the excellent experience we craft for visitors every day, partners do not feel a sense of belonging and joy – unequal treatment is the norm, not the exception. When we speak up, that courage is punished, not rewarded. That has been most evident with Starbucks dispatching two national labor relations personnel to our store to surveil partners after the company heard we were discussing unionization, raising tension in the store that can be felt by both workers and customers. The market's founding gave us clear directions: "It is for you to defend, to protect and to uphold, and it is for you to see that those who occupy it treat you fairly; that no extortion be permitted and that the purpose for which it was created be religiously adhered to." The path to our union may be challenging, but we know this: We are better working together as a team, we have each others’ backs, and we respect everyone’s right to make their own choice. We call on Starbucks to live up to the core values of courage, joy, and be…
Today, the "original" Starbucks at Pike Place Market in Seattle, is announcing they're organizing their union. ✊
Read the letter workers addressed to CEO Brian Niccol about why they're joining thousands of workers nationwide fighting for a better Starbucks:
The treeactionaries follow a proven script used by ppl like Bari Weiss & The Atlantic: find where low-info liberals are cross-pressured ("trees are good" but also "building more housing is important") & hammer on select edge cases that illustrate their side til that's all ppl are talking about
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BREAKING: Today I'm leading a lawsuit against Trump for his unlawful executive order attempting to interfere with our elections.
The Constitution is clear: States, not the White House, regulate elections.
I won't back down from ensuring that every Massachusetts voter's ballot is counted.
This just cannot possibly be true. They expect me to believe there's some 70-year-old man who's been DRIVING down a brick street thronged with tourists to buy clam chowder every day for the last 20 years or something?
I've done it once by accident and it was so embarrassing.
I don't even like passing through on Western Ave.
Ah yes,a continuation of the traditional Market. Of course.
Happy Birthday!
You've come a long way from being an active drawbridge with no shoulders for emergency vehicles to get past the daily gridlock that showed up on the WSDOT live traffic map in sections of soul-crushing black.
Educational demonstrations using very tiny bananas (sorry, no image for scale)
So these businesses want to prioritize "long-time customers" who insist on driving through a popular tourist area often packed with crowds of short-time customers (AKA tourists)?
And they think they're competent enough to run a business?
This proves that it IS that deep. It's always that deep, man.
What happened to the Gulf of America. Is Bezos looking to catch heat? 🍿