like im so insecure about my side profile (italian features/nose, got bullied for it in school) i nearly cried, its made my day and i should have told her that 😭😭😭

got complimented by a woman on the bus saying i have a beautiful side profile and should take pictures of it, women are beautiful 😭

the Pissing Me Off Factory (work) is doing overtime today (making me swear out loud at my computer repeatedly)

Drawing of a book with a desk printer on the cover with the title "The printer that simply worked and other fairy tales"

more sports need a naughty corner for athletes that violate rules mid-match, carding players isnt enough. lock them in the see-through box of shame

this lightning-canadiens game has me kicking my feet with joy while im watching in the office lmao

we had our first day below 20°c and she immediately launched into hibernation for 5 months

macy is nothing but snug as a bug in a rug

obsessed with the tall slovakian that scored the hat trick, 10/10 will be watching the rest of the series

god this game is so good, im invested in this series now

indycar race so boring im simultaneously tuned in to tampa v montreal (vibes are rancid and delightful)

studies must be done on why dentists offices always show the worst tv shows in their waiting rooms

i want this blasted into my eardrums from the loudest sound system on the planet

this album is immediately life changing, Alive 2007 reincarnated and nastier (complimentary)

unprompted compliments from men: what do you want
unprompted compliments from women: i will cherish your comment until my dying day

got told by a cashier that she loved my energy

got blood from a stone at work today (got something i worked on for 9 months approved)

Cancel Reply Forbidden Jay Bluesky is made with Al, the engineers and even some non-engineers use Claude code Can you ask them to stop?

Asking the forbidden question

deli&cia food place

I'm at the deli. I'm at the central intelligence agency. I'm at the combination deli & cental intelligence agency.

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

watching The Pitt and then watching 911 is crazy bc the amount of procedural mistakes 911 makes is wildly funny for the sake of entertainment

tv is so Fun and Good when you just ignore online fandoms and enjoy it with your own thoughts (i finally caught up on s2 of The Pitt)

perfectly fine, but now fully stocked up on insect spray!

i have never pulled over a car and simultaneously murdered a spider so fast in my life

hey guys, really dont recommend having a redback spider crawl over your steering wheel when youre driving 80kph. speaking from experience

I like how wikipedia uses the infobox for cars here

Had me dying. Clip via @alexgoldennba.bsky.social

picture of a flat white coffee on a digital menu in china, translated to english as an australia and white

my favourite thing in china was a Flat White translating to an Australia and White on Alipay menus

im not that good at photography lmao (my skill needs to catch up to my vision, work in progress)

((but as someone with aphantasia it's extremely required))

sunset over moat at the forbidden palace, beijing

soldiers walking in Tiananmen square

bell tower in xi'an, surrounded by a roundabout of cars

panda sitting in garden holding bamboo

i picked up a camera a few months ago, so here's my favourite pics from my trip to china 🫡