Trying to navigate around old-school Protestant/Midwestern guilt to keep her from overdoing it is a constant struggle. Yelling "woman, you were literally dead - sit your ass down!" will not go over well.
I also have a quote from an AU fic tattooed on me
I wish
"Your job is to heal, Tannim's job is to heal, take care of you, and finish the semester, so either I can make 12 disgusting inedible casseroles to take something off his plate or I can vacuum." - me, trying to ameliorate my SIL's guilt over me helping with housework.
"And you get some moss... and you get some moss... I'm moss!Oprah!" #Pokopia
My brother, the cat magnet, dispensing affection to the goblin princess while her brothers watch suspiciously
(Luna's new nickname is "the goblin princess" since she's spent 90% of this visit hiding under Tannim's side of the bed and hissing ferally anytime someone comes close.)
Boss Cat snoozing - he has the chair all to himself tonight since SIL and Thing 1 are putting together LEGO flowers.
As a human being, this is unconscionable.
As someone who works in logistics, I'm furious. Perishables fly first - moving food to Dubai, Abu Dhabi, or Muscat commercially wouldn't be hard. Then it could be moved out to the carrier groups via boat or helicopter.
Oh dear
there is such a magic to sitting on a tiny island in the boundary waters, seeing more stars than you could have imagined were up there, hearing the loons
i hope we do not rob future generations of experiencing it
"I don't have a single picture of you without a baseball cap or a Pokémon on your head" - my SIL trying to help my brother find a professional looking photo
Taylor (Boss Cat) has decided to sleep on the footstool with his butt under the laptop. Who am I to disturb him?
Watching Persuasion with SIL. The 4th wall breaking is interesting but god, Wentworth is made of cardboard.
My calves hurt so bad right. It might be #fibromyalgia?
Watching an interview with Jane Elliot and she keeps calling the president "Dinosaur T. Rump" and I keep getting water in my sinuses from laughing
Karl Urban as Johnny Cage?
I'm not mad
My brother is a Warder in the SCA and has 2 Wards - one is an undergrad and one is in his 60s. They both seem like quality people.
MLB baseball game is on and all I can think looking at these players is "you are children"
“Do you have feelings for him?”
“Yes.”
“What kind of feelings?”
I sighed. “At the moment, I want to brain him with something heavy.”
Solentine nodded. “I know that urge.”
I accidentally shut a cat in the bathroom with me. Like a gentleman, he nonchalantly hopped in the tub and sat behind the frosted glass while I peed.
'“Stop. Look around. Take a deep dive and understand that your choices brought you where you are.”
I was sitting in a wooden chest in a house once owned by slavers in the middle of a magical city watching a plate with a chunk of meat because someone kept leaving fish on my desk.'
“Why would Kaiden leave fish in your rooms?” Will asked.
“Why does a twelve-year-old boy do anything?”
True love is playing Pokopia for hours letting your wife dictate what happens because her arm is in a sling.
SIL: Make him a plate.
Bro: *makes a wood plate*
SIL: That's not even a nice plate!
He can levitate
If your heart stops, does that mean your age resets to zero? Asking for a relative.
Indiana, there's a thing called 'open road tolling' - figure it out
Luna was not appreciative of her brother sticking his nose in her prison cell
I hate when fantasy films I made a long time ago begin to come true in real life.
