if you can't handle me at my "throwing up in front of John McGinnis on the last day of law school classes" you don't deserve me at my "literally anything else I will ever do"

No argument here. Gigantic yikes.

A rich history and tradition of throwing up

This is how you know some of these associates have been using it throughout law school, IMO. I know people who open ChatGPT more often than Westlaw.

What if I PERISH ON THE SPOT

WHAT IF I THROW UP

This is genius, Jer

Relinquish shoo

Y’all, I’m about to go in there and wing it. Right in front of the co-father of Original Methods Originalism.

Season 6 / Episode 21

"And look at this. The only books we have are ones banned by other schools."

Tucker is cruisin for a bruisin

Agreed. Every time you do this, AI wins.

Huge if true

Yikes.

Oh. Oh dear.

Boar treats

But the crossword archive!!!

✨LAST DAY OF LAW SCHOOL CLASSES✨

I thought the doxie was wearing a fleece the same color as its hair, but it’s just chonks.

So I won't weigh in on the legal ethics of it, but I can say this: New York has the strongest press shield law in the Nation, and there is zero chance that disciplinary authorities, even if they were so inclined, would be able to discover Liptak's and Cantor's sources.

None.

Looks like you’re shy one horse

Good call, it really spices up the old timeline too

Just that screenshot!

Mid-life ice-this *points to foot*

The thing about buying a 24-pack of soap is that you have so many soaps until all of a sudden you have none

Is it one of these

You’d never see me back in that courtroom after the Gorsuch tiff. She’s a much braver woman than I am

I referenced your goblins at the gates story here just a bit ago

NOT GREAT, GELBACH

You guys!! I took Professional Responsibility for Litigators on a CURVE