Following Elon Musk hate accounts is selfcare because ruthless critique of the present resists attempts at normalizing fascism. We go to work and pay bills while being gaslit into believing we’re in a functioning society. The amount of compartmentalizing to get through a normal day is UNNATURAL.

My computer rebooted and I lost my emotional support tabs.

WE CAN REBUILD!
We have the technology.
The tabs will be more copious than before, more wide ranging, more aspirational—hoarding information for a lifestyle that I don't practice.

Man I love croutons. The thing about croutons is they can never get stale, they can only temporarily become stairs.

🦋💙

I checked the map and my favorite ex is in the red flag warning area. His home is safe and he doesn’t need to evacuate. It’s taking restraint not to text, “Red flag warning is an appropriate zone designation for you.” If you have an ex affected by the Eaton/Palisades fire feel free to use this joke!

I don’t want to repeat my threads on here so I feel like I should take on an alter ego. 🙆🏻‍♀️

Nuoooooh go back and get that number!!!!!!!!

I got my spark back by vibing and dancing alone to “Ghosts Again” by Depeche Mode and “Losing You” by Solange. Sharing the songs in case their magic can rub off on you too. 💙

Not a criticism of Christianity;it’s part of the job and an interesting editing choice.

Grateful to God for this food.
::one beat later::

The food I expressed gratitude for a second ago? I hate it! Don’t eat here, Lollllllll.

Christian food critic as content is unintentionally hilarious sometimes. “Thank you lord for this food.” One bite in a visible look of disgust. “Tastes mid.” The transition from grateful to trashing a sandwich is too funny.

My very first burrowing owl sighting 😊

I still want a no-stress nature documentary. Like, no introduced drama from predation. Attenborough is like “this baby creature is adorable,” and you get to enjoy that three seconds before he says “but this ambulatory mouth is hungry.” NO. Just gimme the cute things and let me be happy they’re here

Somehow I’ve always thrived on the text based social media apps because I would just use them as my interior monologue update machines and a small audience would randomly appear for them. I’m pretty sure it’s not healthy to have strangers cheering on some of your most unfiltered thoughts 😆

Don’t ask me out unless this is your vibe 😤

On threads I was celebrated for being raw and unfiltered while in the deep throes of emotional pain and longing so maybe I can try being normal on here. Hahahahahahahahaha.

Anyone else start fresh with a social media platform imagining themselves as a new person and then slowly backslide into their same old habits? Let me try this again!! 😄