Giant what?

Haha! Yes! Hahaha!

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Haha! Yes! Hahaha!

Damn I thought this was going to be a progress sound clip lol

Nothing says midlife crisis like a grown man with a ring-pop

I came in to make this exact joke, but it was already executed better. The battery life kills it, 10/10

[Raccoon Face]

I can’t wait for escape from LA

A print out of Eize's bloot. I have Liked it.

Sorry took me a while to get around to reading this

I immediately locked in to the tune haha well done

Right but you offset that with the carbon credits of eliminating a billionaire

It’s worth mentioning that if you’re into the moon landings, Worthington Publishes a fun little historical game called ‘Tranquility Base’

Vital news update for anyone following the Artemis II mission closely: they've got the toilet working again.

The alternative doesn't bear thinking about given that it's a 10-day mission.

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Well actually, if your mother was born with all of her eggs….

Perfect

Congrats Artemis crew! I wonder what boardgames they packed for that kind of trip?

I want to wish @patrickleder.bsky.social the best of luck with this endeavor. I’d also like to announce that it is my honor to humbly accept my new role as the new internet boardgame jokester. I look forward to bringing esteem and dignity back to the position as we explore more highbrow humor.

@pattersonjeffa.bsky.social get off of Eize’s laptop!!!

Get your tong off my kitty!

Problematic jokes aside, I think this is the first socially circulated viral meme image I can think of. My dad worked construction back in the early 90s and brought home a photocopy of this gem. Pretty sure my mom hated it but his friends thought it was great.

It’s better anyway. Some of my favorite vacation experiences and definitely food moments are from Mexico.

All work no play makes Eize a dull boy. All work no play makes Eize a dull boy. All work no play makes Eize a dull boy. All work no play makes Eize a dull boy…

Heaven have mercy on us all—Presbyterians and Pagans alike—for we are all somehow dreadfully cracked about the head, and sadly need mending

Oh awesome! Thanks!

Serendipitous. I just started my first reading of The Only Good Indians a few days ago! Definitely doing a preorder.

Earlily sounds like a more pleasant version of cauliflower ear