Unfortunately I yearn for a 7:45am dj set

It is always the sweatiest mother fuckers on Fortnite in using a hatsune miku skin

I have girlbossed way too close to the sun I fear

Really want a Fortnite themed 30th birthday party

I get heart eyes and a sfx glitter glow when I look at my car. God I love driving

Glad we’ve come around to understanding this decision was about technocrats selling ur data with ill intent and not uber l33t hackers trying to get your id to set up a draft kings acct for the referral bonus

If I get 2009-2013 kpop music videos on yt drunk…..I’m having a rlly good time

When I was 9 I googled “jobs for people who like filling out forms” and 20 years later I am in fact a tax accountant

The most finance bro thing about me is how much I love tame impala

Oh babe ur scared discord is going to leak your ID? But our first date was so good, just go back to sleep, I promise I won’t do anything with your wallet on the nightstand or your unlocked computer

Every time the algorithm serves me a nostalgiacore post it should be considered attempted murder

If ur situationship is older than burnt rice and marble soda you are legally allowed to to [redacted]

Sorry I’m acting different I uhhhhh experienced multiple traumas layered upon each other therefore rendering me incapable of continuing the performance of an internet hot girl

DAVE MATTHEWS: “I don’t want my taxes to pay for masked thugs to roam our streets & terrorize our communities... She was trying to get away. He shot her 3x in the head. Murdered in cold blood. They’re trying to tell us not to believe what we see. FUCK ICE.”

(H/T @marcofoster.bsky.social )

telling my boss I can’t come back to work because I’ve discovered the joy of doing nothing

I believe in G600 supremacy

Fireworks are extremely lame I hate all of you

Puffco wrapped….girl

God bless you miles Klee

Taylor Swift's Last Album Sparked Bizarre Accusations of Nazism. It Was a Coordinated Attack Data analysis from startup GUDEA reveals inauthentic social media network that pushed false narrative about her ties to MAGA world and white supremacy

"What Swift’s defenders didn’t realize was that they were pushing back against a false narrative that had been seeded and amplified by a small network of inauthentic social accounts. Worse, they were helping to disseminate those bad-faith allegations by earnestly engaging with them."

I’ll be mourning the loss of both grimes and yolandi for my entire life

My first apartment I rented was $650 a month and that’s the last time I would ever be happy

Milkpowderinmysmoothieaholic

Need a 1997 trance club night

I think now is a good time as a society to recognize that it is always true that the higher the salary of the sender, the more illiterate the email will be

Matriarchy Now

And then using examples of dictatorships and corrupt governments that actually the current administration is guzzling the weens of for financial gain helppppppp

Helppp they’re on the floor of the house saying that making billionaires pay taxes and subsidizing basic needs for US citizens is the same as corrupt dictator communism

The only good thing France has ever created is like 3 food items and daft punk

This popped up today and I almost started beating my computer like a caveman