Human resources meme.
Handsome man: Lo now your Grace shall see what a juggler can doo, if he be his craftes maister
Unattractive man: Fair is foul, and foul is fair; / Hover through the fog and filthy air.
What woondering and admiration was there at Brandon the juggler, who painted on a wall the picture of a dove, and seeing a pigeon sitting on the top of a house, said to the king ; Lo now your Grace shall see what a juggler can doo, if he be his craftes maister ; and then pricked the picture with a knife so hard and so often, and with so effectuall words, as the pigeon fell downe from the top of the house starke dead. I need not write anie further circumstance to shew how the matter was taken, what woondering was thereat, how he was prohibited to use that feat anie further, least he should emploie it in anie other kind of murther ; as though he, whose picture so ever he had pricked, must needs have died, and so the life of all men in the hands of a juggler : as is now supposed to be in the hands and willes of witches. This storie is, untill the dale of the writing hereof, in fresh remembrance, & of the most part beleeved as canonicall, as are all the fables of witches : but when you
are taught the feate or sleight (the secrecie and sorcerie of the matter being bewraied, and discovered) you will thinke it a mockerie, and a simple illusion. To interpret unto you the revelation of this mysterie ; so it is, that the poore pigeon was before in the hands of the juggler,/ into whome he had thrust a dramme of Nux vomica., or some other such poison, which to the nature of the bird was so extreame a venome, as after the receipt thereof it could not live above the space of halfe an houre, and being let lose after the medicine ministred, she alwaies resorted to the top of the next house : which she will the rather doo, if there be anie pigeons alreadie sitting there, and (as it is alreadie said) after a short space falleth downe, either Starke dead, or greatlie astonnied. But in the meane time the juggler useth words of art, partlie to protract the time, and partlie to gaine credit and admiration of the beholders. If this or the like feate should be done by an old woman, everie bodie would crie out for fier and faggot to burne the witch./