I'm pretty confident his brain is made of pudding

What a coincidence, Secretary Hegseth - I find your reckless and self-serving abuse of your power over our men and women in uniform to be incredibly unpatriotic, even treasonous.

The laws are for other people, not her!

Mafia-style bust-out. Just like they're doing with the whole country.

Has anybody checked his butt, to see if monkeys are flying out of it?

A Wensleydale, perchance?

Looting the country, selling it for parts

I asked A.I. to complete my novel using my own writing style and it did my laundry, went shopping, cleaned the kitchen and spent the rest of the day dicking around online.

This reminds me of the story about a fan approaching Rob Thomas of Matchbox 20, talking about their song, "Push."

"I know where you're coming from, man. I mean, I love my lady, but sometimes.." (punches into his hand)

Rob: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT OMG DUDE GET HELP

Were there tears in her eyes, as she called you "Sir"? I'll bet there were tears in her eyes.

My Lovers?

Modern.

I'm fine with outsourcing the generation of document boilerplate, just sayin'

Make sure the content looks like it was sent in 1885

Listen to me, copper top, we don't have time for 20 questions.

It's not a trap if you're a propagandist like Rush Limbaugh, who constantly assured his listeners that "study after study" confirmed that they are the smartest, most well-informed people.

The Waldo Moment - Wikipedia

Not as prescient as this en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wal...

I have a joke about time travel, but you didn't get it.

I think he said RIGGED AND STOLLEN.

Yum, stollen.

OK I would eat that, just sayin'

You're confusing it with Eurasia. Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia.

Sounds like it's working as designed tbh

Somebody's plan, anyway

suits you

I go for the daring, iconoclastic political discussions, myself.

Different timeline.

... and bombing girls' elementary schools, don't forget that.

Though by now the whole world knows that Americans don't give a rat's ass about even our own schoolchildren being murdered.

The point is to drive up the price of oil, period. Who benefits? Russia, UAE, Qatar, Saudi Arabia: the countries who've supported Trump with bribes.

Not the worst looksmaxxing tip I've seen tbh

But wait, didn't her boss repeatedly refer to "the late, great Hannibal Lecter" as "a wonderful man"?

Can't they even keep their own psychotic made-up stories straight?

Ow my liver