Today! DC Chicago is happening. You should go! Make friends. Make enemies.

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It sings to the core of my spirit. Time to start boiling a pot of water.

💯 authentic. No lowball offers I know what I got here.

At this point I’m convinced Apple’s AI team is just 3 tech bros in a trench coat just holding out to get vested.

If we suffer we suffer together.

Be sure yo watch all the way to the end. So dang wholesome.

The year is 2045. AI has eliminated 25% of jobs. I still can’t get a god danged microwave to make popcorn without me hovering over it to get it right.

Spent 15 minutes laughing at the fact that my partner subconsciously refused to give herself a B and called herself Type A- -

“I saw him officer, he was like that all night”

Go home pole, you’re drunk.

I take him with me wherever I go.

The cherry on top of the AI book list issue is what was on the opposite page. Big oof.

Oh fuck right off to hell. CISA RSS is now dead. Meaning integrations with Slack/Teams/Discord/whatever are likely paywalled.

www.cisa.gov/news-events/...

Not mine but I approve the vibe.

Baptism will from now on be referred to as "dipped"

“ChatGPT told me” is the new “I read it on the internet”

It’ll be tough getting good timing and prices with all the snowbirds but yeah it’s possible.

I’ve had most of those with their recommended activity/food and can confirm they do go well with each other.

Such a wonderful bad idea solely because there wouldn’t be a safe rum house on the island.

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We need a better definition for the word astronaut. I don’t get to call myself a pilot just because I flew on Southwest.

You’ll take me using Taylor Swift lyrics out of my cold dead hands.

Judge robe.

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Not when he’s David Lynch Dune sexy like that it doesn’t.

a man in a suit and tie says gross no thank you to another man ALT: a man in a suit and tie says gross no thank you to another man

My response every time a vendor asks if I’m going to RSA.

Military grade Meshtastic

Rick Astley covering Pink Pony Club is a nice surprise for the month.