someone explain in terms a starving five year old can understand what this supreme court order means bc it sounds like more starving

Crap

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A three panel comic of Occtis' reaction to Teor, then to Kattigan, and then ending episode one (and I suppose starting 2) surrounded by all three of the beefiest men in the campaign

How Occtis managed to go on a Thimble-rescue mission and end up surrounded by all the beefcakes in this campaign, we'll never know XD

Just a lil comic for fun XD

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No. No. No.

(Nothing against Steven, I used to do this too until I learned that it was a bad idea.)

Swim goggles hit by a projectile (like a tear gas canister or pepper ball) can direct force to the area around your eyeball and pop it out of your skull.

NOT desirable.

ARE WE HYDRATING TO STAY AWAKE OR REPLENISH OUR TEARS??

Captain Haddock looking very frazzled, saying, “What a week, huh?” Tintin leans into the frame and says, “Captain, it’s Wednesday.” Snowy is very excited about the drink he has found.

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Passing out while listening to CR2 is what I desire rn

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Looking for a #criticalrole 25 and up adult discord to talk all things campaign 4?? Apply here and join us in trying to figure out if Brennan will TPK a party.

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Picture of Caleb Widogast, an angry expression on his face with his hands held in front of him, summoning fire. Edited to include a tweet that reads: just found out my entire personality is a trauma response

My first of many Caleb memes I will make in the near future:
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The flu got me and this pilot brought me back to life
#knightsofguinevere #sketches #danaterrace #art

Maria Ressa going on the Daily Show and being like, "we tried to warn you [colonizers] this shit you created is bad and self-destructive [but you never listen brown people and women]" is basically the story of "western civilization" in a nutshell

As of the end of August, the whereabouts of two-thirds of more than 1,800 men detained at Alligator Alcatraz during the month of July could not be determined by the Miami Herald. The Herald had obtained the names from two detainee rosters. Around 800 detainees showed no record on ICE's online database. More than 450 listed no location and only instructed the user to "Call ICE for details" — a vague notation that attorneys said could mean that a detainee is still being processed, in the middle of a transfer between two sites or about to be deported.

This was somehow a flash in the pan headline in all the chaos last week, but throwing out there that at this rate this would be in the vicinity of 50k people vanishing from the face of the earth over the remainder of the term. And this is before they use that newly allocated $75B to fully scale up.

Back and front of the zine. The back reads: "GENERAL SOUP MAKING TIPS - Substitute dried for fresh where you can. - Try adding some soy sauce, sugar, vinegar, hot sauce, beer, wine, or tomato paste to the mix to enhance the flavor. - Serve with some form of dipable bread: buns, toast, sticks. - You can add whatever you want, that's the beauty of soup! - Soup tastes better when made and shared with friends! Choose your own quantities based on how many people you invite! It also has a drawing of a soup pot with a happy smile on it and some vegetables around it. The front reads "SOUP AGAINST FASCISM" followed by a graphic of alphabet soup that reads "3 delicious soups to share" "Feed your soul and community! a zine by monarchfisher. TAKE ME!"

A drawing of cheesy potato soup with bacon bits and green onion in a soup bowl. CHEESY POTATO SOUP - Starchy potatoes, small cubes - bacon/ham bits or smoked sausage - (Plant) milk/cream - Green onions - Shredded cheese of choice - Butter/oil - Bouillon, salt, pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, smoked paprika INSTRUCTIONS 1. Cut potatoes and green onions. 2. Add butter/oil to a pan and add the meat. Take it out when browned. 3. Add more butter/oil. 4. Add potato cubes, cover with milk, broth, and spices. Cook till fork tender. 5. Mash until most of the potato chunks are smooth. 6. Add cheese, stir to incorporate. 7. Add meat and onions and serve! TIPS - Make it vegetarian by using tofu or veggie alternatives. - More cheese = more tasty - Soy sauce or Maggi is delicious. - You can use instant mashed potatoes instead of whole ones which makes this a lot easier.

A drawing of a soup bowl with mushroom stew in it. HEARTY MUSHROOM STEW - Mushrooms, quartered - Potatoes, chunks - Onions, chopped - Carrots, coins/chunks - Bouillon, salt, pepper, garlic powder - Herbs (rosemary/thyme/..) - Thickener (flour, instant mash) - Oil INSTRUCTIONS 1. Cut and clean all vegetables. 2. Heat oil in a large pot over medium heat. 3. Add onions and mushrooms (and optional meat/substitute), salt, and cook until browned. 4. Coat vegetables with thickener. 5. Add bouillon, herbs, spices, carrots, and potato chunks. 6. Boil until potatoes are fork tender. 7. Serve! TIPS - Serve with hard buns or toast. - Add soy sauce, tomato paste, and/or (non-alcoholic) beer to add depth of flavor. - It's super easy to customize this recipe. Add whatever veggies you have laying around in the back of your fridge/cupboards!

a drawing of a soup bowl with mushroom and rice soup. a few twigs of thyme top it. MUSHROOM AND RICE SOUP - Mushrooms, sliced - Onions, diced - White/brown rice, washed - Coconut milk - Olive oil - Bouillon - Salt, pepper, garlic powder, thyme - Flour INSTRUCTIONS 1. Cut all vegetables and wash your rice. 2. Add olive oil in a large pot. 3. Add the onions, mushrooms, and salt and heat on low heat until slightly browned. 4. Coat veggies in flour, add bouillon, coconut milk, herbs, and spices, stir well. 5. Add rice and cook until done. 6. Serve! TIPS - Use mixed mushrooms and/or mixed rice for variety. - Examples of veggies to add: carrots, celery, or spinach.

My "SOUP AGAINST FASCISM" zine: 3 delicious soups to share

Feed your family, friends, neighbors, and build community!

Share and enjoy!

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“What’s the name of Matt’s new character?”
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Do your mental health a favor and turn this on for today. You really don't want to watch this. It is awful.

A cropped image of the cast of the upcoming cartoon adaptation of Critical Role's Mighty Nein campaign. Featured are Jester, Fjord, Yasha, Caleb, Nott, Mollymauk, and Beau.

This cropped image of the #CriticalRole #MightyNein cast is floating around places. Whence the full one, I have no idea.

The president of Ukraine cannot wear military-leader appropriate clothing while his nation is at war but Marjorie Taylor Greene can wear a tacky Trump hat made in China to a sort-of State of the Union no problem

If the Department of Education gets eliminated, I’m terrified for the public schools and the teachers there. Superintendents already go on power trips already

Is it just me, or does this seem eerily similar to the beginning of Gilead in The Handmaid's Tale?

a grayscale doodle of Orym striking a cool fighter pose, but with sunglasses on, making the "hang ten" hand sign and saying "Cowabunga dude"

Nothing quite like @samriegel.bsky.social as Orym of the Air Ashari~

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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An image with three doodles: FCG panicking while hearing "FCG! you're alive!" and responding "What do you mean "alive"?? Dorian kissing Orym on the forehead and giving boons with that, while being covered in dirty water Laudna with a feather beard as Imogen blushes while Liam!Orym makes insinuations

Too much happening today, so collage doodles it is XD

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My fear is more young women will get told this everywhere.

Sometimes I remember that there are still some teachers, ones who supervise student teachers, who tell young women starting in the field that the only way they’ll ever be able to understand classroom management is IF they’re a mother, and my blood boils all over again.

I need to watch the movies but I’m listening

watching the scene in LINCOLN where lincoln expounds on the legal and constitutional reasons for wanting the 13th amendment — going to show it in class tomorrow — and i’m tempted to just watch the whole movie again. it rocks

I would like to be alone with the Costco sheet cake now, please.

ghibli movies having this reputation of being conflict-less wholesome movies is very funny to me. howls moving castle has a whole thing about the US invasion of the middle east

This billboard says it all.