How dare you accurately respond to a lifetime of negativity?

Pretty obviously too

I try to wave gently, but sometimes I think they think I'm showing off my opposable thumb

I love that for you. I feel like I accidentally separated some bunnies earlier today. I was all "hi bunny!"

*scutter on my other side*

"Oh hi other bunny!

Oh..

Shit..

Are ya'll together?"

One ran and the other sat there frozen

Looking marvelous (pronounced maaaah-va-lez due to alcohol), my dear.

I get that now!

Because of you. But I still don't know how to do it.

So thank you

Yikes. As one who only has to deal with half of that I give you a whole ass hug about it of that helps

I have no idea what you mean, but am very intrigued.

OK, maybe not NO idea.are you ok?

It beats resin. I'm in no condition to remember anything specific about it though, if you have health concerns.

They should be making concrete outta that stuff, but I also have mo problem drinking mad dog 20/20, so...

And these are all hemp derived thc *kinda delta 9* figures, right?
Deregulation is a sumbitch

To be fair, in this instance, it feels like the death of "truth in advertising " in the Reagan Era paved the way.

I mean, not fair, but you know what I mean.

Ruch folks sure can afford the long con

With big ol bets on the stock market preceding it! Some people getting rich off of most people's suffering.

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Oil prices plummet in big fuck you to Americans who got gas yesterday

Why the fuck is this called rude?

The shit I've been dealing with my whole life is rude.

This is just like "can I study? Can I contribute to the history of humanity?"

J Edgar hoover didn't cross dress. That was an attempt to defame him. Apparently gunning down civil rights leaders didn't depict him as "evil" to the general public.

You spent $10 for beer in a car in the parking lot?

Fuck, I'm old

I kinda feel like when I first saw the show I was more troy, and have gradually moved more towards abed.

And you just can't abed proper without a good foundation

Amber will cut a glitch

Only if it's not towards Maga face

Day damn 1. Really prioritized working people there.

Ah yes, Socrates was famous for insisting his students didn’t talk during lessons

Should be a requirement

But how will you know when they've derailed the conversation with irrelevant racism and, somehow, get their time back?

women who hate men generally just hate what men have done to them whereas men who hate women mostly just hate what women won’t do for them

the difference is crucial

Google: I can't make money if I'm not a monopoly

Open AI: I can't make money if I don't steal

Insurance CEO: I can't make money if I don't kill people

Media: should we execute shoplifters?

I went to the library to get a book on Pavlov's dog and Schrodinger's cat.

The librarian said that she thought it rang a bell but wasn't sure if it was there or not!

My art is ass, the algorithm is ass, so medias are ass, I’m ass, nice to meet ya
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