Me: I’m going to stop drinking for a while so I don’t feel horrible on the weekends!

*gets sick and ends up feeling horrible on multiple weekends anyway*

Sometimes you think you’re over your breakup then you find an edit of a taylor swift song over characters you dressed up as for halloween together and you can’t stop crying about it 🙃

this album really has me just shouting seemingly random women’s names 😂 Opheeeliaaaa, ELIZABETH TAYLOR

I acquired a man’s pair of shorts earlier this year and upon realizing the pockets are so much better than women’s I am going to start buying men’s shorts for myself again

Not me saying “omg who is that she looks like Billie Piper!?” before realizing ☠️ #RoseOnWednesday

day 10 of my 13 day vacation and I miss my apartment and the gym. thankful for the time but will be appreciative to get back on my routine!

Luckily orange goes well with my skin tone lol but damn #lifeofashowgirl

looking at old stuff, castles/museums/etc. always makes me so sad; women were always sexualized and never given any power and men have always been power hungry adulterers

I always get such main character vibes from walking around Boston/taking the T!

white americans (my friends and I included) celebrating america this weekend on lakes named after the native americans they stole the land from is 😵‍💫 😡

I ordered a glass of champagne at a bar and they had to pop a new bottle so I feel special #LifeIsASpecialOccasion

Ok I’m obsessed with #Virgin in a way I haven’t been with an album since #TTPD

shapeshifter is not quite mirrorball but I still this it’s my favorite on the album and has the same theme, I’ll be whomever you want me to be tonight #VirginLorde

🎶 just twin water signs
blue&brown eyes 🌊 👁️

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Me wondering how I know Wolfe from Ginny&Georgia, vs me realizing he’s Cal in Manifest 😱

In case anyone was wondering, iPhone lets you call your blocked numbers 🙃

aww some woman just knocked on my car window to tell me she liked my (Warren) bumper sticker like yes that’s exactly why I have it in a world of trumpers you know who is safe/feel less alone ❤️

I was trying to be a good person and return my cart from the parking lot but I tripped and twisted my ankle and scraped my knee, what in the reverse karma is this!?!? 😭

On one hand this feels more like screaming into the void and that’s probably better but I want to scream into a void where I know some people 😂

I miss twitter only because everyone is still there, celebs/brands/best friends that aren’t tech savy/unabashedly righteous 😭

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

taylor rn:

Ok well...nevermind 😅😭

My birthday cake was heart shaped this year which means I literally gave all my friends a little piece of my heart 🥹🤎🎂

I spent $85 dollars on a good quality cartilage ring just to realize it FELL OUT SOMEWHERE!?!

“you can’t just communicate your feelings to men via karaoke songs”

…”mama said that it was all right….”

Emo phase so back I’m jamming to Absolutely (Story of a Girl) again 😂

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I feel 1000% more c*nty when I’m chewing a piece of gum…

Well, I have gathered from tiktok I need to take myself on a solo date to see #Thunderbolts and have a good cry sesh