@queenofquakes.bsky.social channeling #SilverthroneCaldera I see.

😂 Right? Like there is 1 trail for a specific reason. In case I decide to go off. I don’t think having MORE trails makes it safer.

Oh yes.. wonderful idea. Make more trails straight down into the mouth of a VEI7 volcano; that notoriously has Landslides.. and whose walls is incredibly unstable. What could go wrong? 🤨 @atlantic-ocean.bsky.social

Reminder to the morons who like to make complaint reviews.. YES I’m closed for the season. No you cannot park there. Yes you can still drive through. No I will not sign your park pass. Are we done? Good.

You chose NOW of all times to do upgrades on the webcams? How the fuck am I supposed to check on my KID?? 😑

Last I checked, @lakemichigan13.bsky.social is actually Michigami—Ojibwe for “big lake.” The French shrugged and made it Michigan.

If it were Illinois, it’d be Irrenxwa. Doesn’t quite roll off the tongue, but hey—call it whatever you want.

🤨That would be a feat.. seeing as the amount of ice on Mars is approximately 5 million cubic km. Superior has 12,000cubic. Km of water. Only Utopia Planitia on Mars has a similar volume to Superior.

Then there’s the issue about all the freighters that use it..

I don’t call having sunken ships and dead bodies in water ‘clean’.

Cleanest where? In Canada? The US? Because pretty sure I’m cleaner than you.

Doubt it.

WTF!🤬

😂🤣 Well he isn’t wrong..

You had high hopes.

Yes.. why? This is my weekly rant at humans who are stupid enough to end up on my ‘reply to 1 star reviews’ wall..

It’s so random..🤣😂

Yes, I’m filled with water. No, I do not provide paved cornhole lanes. Try your neighborhood park.

Who knew obeying rules could be so emotionally devastating? 😱

What did you expect — a hot tub?

Wow, must be exhausting living in a world where everything is amazing and still disappointing.

Oh no, no WiFi at a 7,700-year-old volcano? Shocking. I guess you’ll have to actually interact with me instead of staring at your screen. How.. tragic for you.

😂🤣 When you’ve posted enough to make #MAGA angry.. and this happens when you log back into X..

Right now my volcanoing consists of earthquakes and landslides.. 🤣😂

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Scribe’s brain right now.. 🤣😂

😂🤣 It’s like saying ‘the mall’s to crowded’..

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😂🤣

Glad to hear some of you humans have the patience (and good taste) to handle the crowds and fees! 😈

Oh no, too many people! 😱 Guess I should just shrink so you can park right by my edge. Holidays are rough—maybe try Mt.Hood instead? Just a thought..

Sound’s like you should try a mall instead. Real beauty takes patience—and a $30 ticket.

Sorry my thousand-foot cliffs and pristine blue water didn’t come with extra trails, escalators, and a swim-up bar. I’ll try to rearrange my geology next time to save you the hike. 🙄