A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

WHAT!

Apparently a piece of the Wright Brothers' plane (first powered flight in 1903) is on the Artemis II's Orion spacecraft!

It's a 1 square inch swath of muslin fabric on loan from the Smithsonian's National Air and Space Museum.

🥺

Black and white expressionistic illustration in the style of Edvard Munch's The Scream. In the foreground, a bald man in a business suit stands on a distorted bridge, clutching his face with both hands, eyes bulging and mouth agape in a scream of existential horror. Behind him stretches a chaotic, warped cityscape of tilting buildings, factories emitting smoke, a church with a cross, a clock tower, and a construction crane. A car labeled "ABSURDE" drives on the road to the left. The sky is filled with swirling, agitated lines. Bold text in the upper right reads: "work, buy, consume and die."

Naming my sports team the “Oklahoma City Bombers” and being shocked as the crowd pelts me with fruit

Using your debt, your search history, and your private data to decide how much you’re worth? Hell no.
This is what happens when technology is built to serve profit instead of people.
This is why every worker needs a union.

I think it's super that the president of the United States is a dementia-ravaged diva who swings wildly from threatening to wipe out an entire civilization to rambling publicly about how the executive producers of "Hart to Hart" were extremely rude to him at Spago in 1983.

For those of us who never used all of our Bluesky invite codes before they went away, they should be turned into uninvite codes where we can delete accounts of our choice

A poster for an event called biodiversity on April 22, 2026 an Earth Day cabaret at 254254 S. 12th St. door seven show 8 PM Burlesque and dragged performances in local vendors and educators performance performances by jaida MX Monstera, Victoria Reno, honey tree evil eye, DJ Carl michaels kitten pony Corbo benefiting by scientist. there are many girls interspersed among flowers

You got earth day plans?

Can I interest you in an evening of biodiversity AND cabaret?

Where you can connect with the water department about rain barrels AND see some butts?

Buy pesticide free native plants AND sing along to a drag routine?

Get in here
Biodiversitease.eventbrite.com

A viral dog rescue from 2016 is now immortalized with a statue in Kazakhstan. When a dog fell into the Sayran reservoir, bystanders formed a human chain to pull him to safety. The statue is a reminder of the value of unity, solidarity and collective action. 14/10 for all

Hot take: Hocus Pocus is just Ernest Scared Stupid

Someone with a following hop on this

Sometimes I feel like the #lifeisstrange people hate men. All of the ladies that you can romance are these hot alt girls and all the guys are a fucking Chad. Pull yourselves together @deckninegames.com

A two panel Sinners meme. The top is a jovial looking Black man with his arms outstretched. He is secretly a vampire. It says 2026 The lower panel is another Black man, a Smokestack twin, looking suspiciously at the jovial man. "Me."

#amazon: a multi-billion dollar corporation, whose raison d'être is SELLING THINGS ONLINE, and who hasn't figured out how to split payments between two cards

Remember when Black Friday was a single day? Pepperridge Farms remembers

Stock of Spotify over last month showing sharp decline, from near $700 in value to $615.

Spotify is crashing HARD because of the boycott. Their stock dropped 11% in value over the last month. Let’s keep this going!

Tell everyone you know to boycott Spotify. There are plenty of alternatives that don’t run ICE advertisements and screw over artists.

We made it easy at boycottspotify.com.

Holiday music in stores is going to be so great this year. Billion dollar corporations gonna be like yeah, we know you can't eat, but have a 🎶 HOLLY JOLLY CHRISTMAS 🎶

Got caught humming hold music. And it wasn't even my favorite song

Me: *asks automated system for a callback*

Operator: Let me get you to the right people

Me: *is put back in the queue*

It's that time again, my lovelies. Repeat after me: boots BEFORE corset

Millennials trying to have sex on all our anti-depressants

You replied "lmao" and yet your ass is still connected to your body. That’s fraud

The flew the entire military leadership in so they could see for themselves that the Secretary of Defense is a mouthbreathing dipshit and the Commander in Chief is a senile, weak old man who might keel over at any moment.

Sure would be a shame if servers crashed and stocks went wild. I don't know how we would cope

If you haven’t been paying attention to the EA takeover because you’re not a gamer, here’s why it should concern you anyway.

2 out of 3 people in the US play video games —and right-wingers are gearing up to control their content.

Their messaging, their propaganda. Coming to a console near you.

Man, reading about all the reasons Walmart failed in Germany is like listening to an old infomercial: But wait! There's more!

Got started drawing on a tablet and I feel like a little kid whose scribbles aren't even good enough for the fridge. The pats on the head are nice though