Two magnetic leeches of Sam and Donna from Brandon Rogers’ videos. Leech Donna has white hair and a pale green jacket over teal skin. Leech Sam has blonde hair and a blue and yellow jacket.

I think. I think 50 leeches is gonna be my limit. SHOULD I have better paced myself and started making them earlier so I could do more? yes but it’s funny if you think I’ll ever plan that far ahead—

also look at my dorky lil Sam and Donna leeches

I need Blitzø being so fucking thankful every day that once Stolas got over his “I’m rich” thing, his autism safe foods ended up being the cheapest, nastiest shit available

Blitzø gets so fed up that he makes Stolas do a blind taste test of these no-name products versus the name brand ones. And Stolas. Gets. The. Store. Brand. Every. Time. It’s fucking uncanny. (Or he genuinely cannot tell the difference and he gets twice as bitchy about it)

m&m inviting stolitz over for dinner one night and splurging on name brand shit to treat them, and stolas is bitchily like “thank you, it’s certainly not great value but it’s still very pleasant”

Stolas being so delighted by off-brand cereals and their stupid names (Cocoa Peanut Butter Spheres!) but when Blitzø tries to get him name brand cereal, he scowls and says the mascots look like perverts

can’t stop thinking about the idea of stolas unironically starting to love store brand groceries and referring to the store brand as excitedly as you would a name brand. “blitzy are we getting great value mac and cheese?? we are?? YES!!!”

Infograph about censorship. It compares it to magnets.

Sorted my thoughts about censorship, so I can stop thinking about it.

m&m, fizzmodeus, and me all at a dinner party being normal, sensible adults while we talk shit about stolitz who are across the table, mid-divorce (they're not even married) while knuckle-deep in each other's pussies and swearing they're never gonna speak again (they elope at 2am that night)

moxxie on his own? fantastic whump material, i need that boy kidnapped and held for ransom. millie on her own? badass hbic, that glimpse of insecurity, love her.

together??? they are so in love??? so stable??? fuck i wanna go to a dinner party with them

also I've rewatched Mission: Whacked Off about 40 times this month for my cosplay, and I still can't get over M&M at the end

they're so effortlessly comfortable around each other... the way they talk about Blitz, it's clear they've got healthy friendships around them... they're just so soft & happy

I love thinking about the dynamic of Loona being Blitz's daughter, yes, but also her being his adult roommate capable of taking on some emotional labor of adulthood (see: the end of Queen Bee).

in other words, I just want Blitz, Stolas, & Loona getting stoned on the balcony together and chilling.

Happy 420 take a Loona to celebrate 🌙

#helluvaboss #loona

Blitzø keeps up every earnest compliment, getting a little more unhinged as he nips at Stolas’ feathers and tickles him to keep him laughing. And when Stolas quiets down and starts fading again, Blitzø curls up right on top of him, still chatting and complimenting him, still praising him.

omgggg yours look SO GOOD, that ice cream cone is incredible

HE ABSOLUTELY MEANS IT, and when Stolas is ready, he slips into the bath with him and caresses every part of his body and trails kisses down his spine and tells him what a sexy, flexible, brave, incredible birdie he is until Stolas manages a giggle

JUST PICTURE IT, Stolas kicking his feet every time Blitzø calls him pretty and Blitzø teases him about it, but there’s Stolas rolling over and looking at him like he hung the moon

Love my holy bird yuri...

anyway, I like picturing post-Sinsmas Stolas who’s so depressed that he hasn’t bathed in two weeks and his feathers look like a rat’s nest and he’s lost a worrying amount of weight, yet Blitzø still calls him pretty bird and that’s enough to get Stolas to put on some eyeliner and feel nearly alive

one constant in their relationship is that no matter how poorly they communicate, no matter how much they fight — Blitzø never says anything negative about Stolas’ body except sometimes teasing him for his weird eyes or being a tall ass fuck. to Blitzø, that’s normal. to Stolas? it means the world.

THOSE STICKERS ARE PRECIOUS!!!! 💜💜 I’ll be sure that a leech sticker makes it home to you, too!!

he puts on a slutty romper. he wears his robe off his shoulders. he tucks a flower into his crest one day in the garden and blushes at his own reflection. he starts to enjoy preening himself for the first time he can remember because he pictures Blitzø complimenting him more and more.

thinking about Stolas needing the validation of others, growing up thinking he’s hideous and scrawny because it’s what Stella and the other Goetias say about him, but during that first hookup, Blitzø calls him “pretty bird” and “sexy” and Stolas is over the fucking moon and rides that high for weeks

I’ll never get over how BIG Stolas is in this scene 🤤 Blitzø could fit inside his ribcage

ahhhh, perfect!! come find the leechin' blitz, then! 😂

thank youuuu 😭 omg that means so much

plssss your surprise stolitz drawings have been keeping me alive, consider this my thanks for them! <3

and I forgot to mention - if you're not at lvlup and want any, just lemme know and I'm down to mail them out!

...shit, i should have made "i've been leeched" stickers...

YE SHALL BE LEECHED