what is going on here in bluesky

i am here and back in the year of our lord 2025

i am engagement bait

i treat it like going to a party - i wash my face, put on a nice shirt, share my fun party fact, and leave.

operationalizing my grocery store trips

i tweet on bluesky as a chore, like updating my resume

i take baths

mo trader jo

i am a donut

gonna apply to some jobs then smoke some weed

take a bath

trader joe’s meal night

hot gf, hotter planet

rest is rebellious

baby ur a firework

watched “interstellar” for maybe the 10th time, i’m losing count

damn y’all awake rn or what, sheeesh

tweeting relatable content on blooskerr until i become famous

do u own a kite?

poopsky