SHUNNNNNNNNNN

Even though the photo won't load (Days w/o Bsky fucking up = 0) I'm most excited for these. Still on the hunt for those playing cards!

And he wasn't half bad. They might have also put it in Who's The Boss? but I may be wrong on that point.

Being stupidly and incorrectly optimistic, a Kojima-made Fallout gave me a metaphorical erection.

a man wearing a sweater that says icon on it ALT: a man wearing a sweater that says icon on it

I would kill for Dan Levy as a descendant of Columbo.

H-O-T T-O G-O
I love you baked potato

It's a story too long to tell here on Bsky, but when I worked at the Disneyland Hotel front desk, one family personally told me (and the Cast Member I was training) "Walt would have personally hired you."

wtf is holy grass?

I would absolutely walk out on this paper.

What is Blahtislava?

H-O-T T-O G-O

Oh easy, that's star of stage and screen the late Bea Arthur.

Shirtless in jeans? That tracks.

Well I wasn't but NOW I AM...

He doesn't live in my head rent-free. That's the other Ryan... Ryan Garcia.

Tweet from Ron Iver (@ronnui_): Inventor of moscow mule: I'll have another vodka and ginger beer please. Bartender: *sighing* do you need it in your- Inventor of moscow mule: If you don't put it in my big shiny cup I am going to send you to god

What am I thinking right now?

I'd watch this.

I would NEVER!

(I actually like tacos.)

I remember looking through the E3 Gift Shop one year and finding E3 branded condoms (for those who "got game" YA GET IT IT'S A SEX JOKE CORAL!!). This was mid-2010s and they did not look very popular.

I almost bought one just to have it.

I would like to know many things about it! Feel free to email me ryanwritesgood@gmail.com.

What is "A Normal Tuesday in the Australian Outback?"

@optimstie.bsky.social thoughts? I absolutely think that Natasha Lyonne is the second coming of Columbo.

So I checked my calendar... I'm free this Thursday if you want.

The correct answer RE: The Simpsons arcade

For the Rifftrax experiments they need to cast someone as Streaming Stepson of TV's Son of TV's Frank

One time when I was 32 I woke up and my knees have never been the same since.

It's showtime!

The Simpsons arcade game

Finally, something close enough for an okay reason to use AI.

a woman bites into a giant pink donut with sprinkles ALT: a woman bites into a giant pink donut with sprinkles

We can share.