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A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

I feel like I'm seeing a lot of posts about the goofy olde English script and added voice acting in the Dragon Quest 1 & 2 Remake. Gotta say that I feel like most of these posts are from tourists or just people who ain't playing the game. Fellas, the voice acting is fine AND you can turn it off.

You can run the map of Yakuza's Kamurocho/Sotenbori in 5 min. Sometimes (a lot of times lbfr), open world games, are worse. They get on my nerves everytime with this shit lol

actually its like
za reviews on youtube: theres no animations for picking up items. theres no voice acting. you can run around the map in six minutes
za reviews on tumblr: theres an npc who dresses as a maid at the behest of her ojousama employer. here are the top crossdressing strats. mega starmie

Deer girl wrapped in ribbons waking up on a bed

cm 🦌💚
@aryaozeroch.bsky.social

Call me crazy but one of my favorite things about the original is the color palette and the completely overdone bloom effect

i love lao shan lung
april fools!! this sucks!!!

Dante sketch
#HellMaiden

kami #pocketmirror

love when a character in a book says something like “ it was the kind of thing that happened in books, not real life.”

hehe fools, little do they know it is a book and not real life…

tiana’s bayou adventure is such an amazing ride
the quality of the animatronics and the sheer amount of them is absolutely crazy.

ribcage,…

are you referring to the game kitchen?
they made blasphemous, an incredible action platformer that i genuinely think is one of my favorite games
they are extremely talented
if anything, please check out blasphemous’ soundtrack

luigi’s 286 is like homestuck’s 413

Almost got the words right...

sadly wii do not

in case you don’t know, I work at target
Man legit just came up to me asking if we sold the wii still

twilight sparkle equestria girl doll inside of a jar (to keep it safe from dust and the elements)

got a cute twilight sparkle doll (put it in a jar to keep it safe from dust and the elements)

def wait though, new cards are coming so that means price drops on old ones

i think the 40 series was kinda whack
overpriced and really big, with not that much of a jump from
the 30s. nvidia is a lot more focused on AI than gaming now, so i think my next card was going to be an AMD
amd starts off rough but their cards age like wine

hi :3

because am also an hacker

black ops 6 zombies is fine
it’s fun
but the maps are so uninteresting and visually boring especially compared to their past

very, i use it every day
i stopped using X entirely

huge if true