WHOEVER LEFT THAT FUCKASS METAL CONTRAPTION IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY BETTER ZELLE ME FOR THE NEW TIRES

I fear I may be obsessed with Katseye

Dragon con planning involves taking another cosplay off the list because I’m simply not going to have the time

What level of alcoholism is drunk texting your parents (asking for a friend)

Me waking up and looking at my text messages from last night

He’s a true visionary🫡. Too bad yall couldn’t see it then 😞😔😭😩😖

We have but one regret - he kept trying to get us to record one song, but we said, “What the hell kind of lyrics are these? ‘It’s cold outside, there’s no kind of atmosphere? All alone, more or less?’ Are you on drugs?!”

A hit that could’ve been ours…

#agentsofshield #dekesquad

IT’S NOT TOO LATE! RECORD THAT SONG WITH HIM!!!

I am the left rat most of the time 😭

I fear I do not know this man. Sorry to this man 🙂‍↕️

Who lol

I was then shot 57 times in the chest

My body is not a temple, it is a Nissan Altima with transmission issues

Horny post away my friend, you shoulda seen what I was posting on twitter back in the day 🙂‍↕️ I am a SEASONED veteran

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HATE when that happens

jk rowling writing her tweets

The everclear I bought to make perfume with is calling to me like the goblin mask

Dump truck so divine he’s going to prison over it

Me (pulling out the driveway): “alright! Time for another day of classes :)”

My stomach: you have 30 seconds

I did not expect to cry watching Twister: Caught in the Storm but here I am sobbing

Me when I feel like shit all of a sudden after I’ve consistently forgotten to take any of my meds for the past week

I love GSU so much

A random older lady told me to smile today and lmfao I’m so irritated like bitch just let me BROOD it’s 9 AM

Street parking your shiny new Porsche Carrera in the middle of downtown Atlanta is brave as FUCK

He wasn’t good enough to be one of your hoes queen

If you’ve ever wondered how many physicists it takes to find the inverse of Avagadro’s number, it’s apparently three

WHY WONT HE LET ME BE ASEXUAL FREE MEEEEEEE

He’s so handsome that it throws me into an existential crisis every time I see him. I wish he would cyberbully me

We may be cooked but we’re all being cooked in the same shit stew and there’s something beautiful about that 🥹