I'm putting short stories up on my site every Wednesday. Today is a story about a student at a wizard academy in Staten Island with no magical talent, a lot of frustrations, and possibly a gift for Ethernet cable runs.
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Ha! The John Wayne / John Ford "My Darling Clementine" arm clutch thing.
Well played, Mr. Philips.
I just started a site. A place to highlight really awful tech trends and talk about using the old ways of technology to regain our control of it. I'll also post short stories on Wednesdays, and there's a message board. Real old-fashioned blog type stuff. So, check it out.
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You just know he's thinking about cannibalism.
Yes, both of them.
Still love it.
On this #TDoV26:
My husband of 25+ years recently became my wife, and it's a HOOT.
Some side-scrolling platformers have a level gravity reverses in spots, up is down, you have to learn to jump and land in whole new ways.
It's like that, only with more giggling and opportunities for bad puns.
How has no one yet said...
Aston-Marten
...?!
Love, TRUE love, is forgiving when your wife makes a critical, unfixable mistake when cutting your hair.
I love @cargie.baby that much.*
P.S.: We have a spare baseball cap in the car, right?
🚨🚨🚨NEW PROJECTENDO ANIMATION 🚨🚨🚨
My hero:
www.youtube.com/shorts/EJUrl...
pong
Proper fox care:
Shrimp boy band?
The nose knows.
Crazy fluffy yeast-based, baking powder AND soda-leavened "overnight" pancake with butter and Quebecois maple syrup.
Crazy fluffy yeast-based, baking powder AND soda-leavened "overnight" pancake with butter and Quebecois maple syrup.
Crazy fluffy yeast-based, baking powder AND soda-leavened "overnight" pancake with butter and Quebecois maple syrup.
Shrieve me, shrieve me! But not until I've eaten this Mardi Gras pancake.
Batter rose overnight with yeast yet has baking powder AND soda, plus eggs for maximum leavening. I even swapped in heavy cream for half the milk.
It soaks Quebecois maple syrup and butter like a sponge.
One is enough.
My sweetheart @cargie.baby just chemically and physically scrubbed the oven.
Now THAT is a Valentines Day gift.
Worst Last Supper ever.
Chicken 'n slicks!
Ratque!
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Wooly Boolean.
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You don't know how hard this made me laugh. Seriously. Almost passed out (catalepsy). I haven't had a cataleptic attack in ten years.
I salute you.
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Holy smokes, we share the same fave! Tied with this for me is the sinking cargo ship full of mannequins and the baffled sharks going, "What is this, some sort of cruel hoax?"
Yep! Not needed outside Japan, but they always leave it on. Or rather, not every reseller takes it off. Some do, because it's become a signifier of a piano purchased through the gray market. My old G6 had one.
I sold Yamahas for a couple of years in my misspent youth. ;)
Oh, and congrats, the C7 is a LOVELY lovely instrument. You'll have a ball.
Did you know your piano was made originally for the Japanese market? The little plastic clip inside the straight of the rim is to hold a notification.
Be careful with humidity, this instrument may be more sensitive to it, as it was intended for a different climate (unless you're in Japan!).
The face of a mackerel tabby cat with black/brown fur and a white/beige muzzle. Caption: "Julia: 2008-2025"
A mackerel tabby cat curled up on a sofa sleeping.
An Instagram-filtered pic of a mackerel tabby cat in a sink.
A mackerel tabby cat with her mouth open yawning at the camera.
It's done. Goodbye, Julia. You were born in 2008 under a shed in the Bronx. You loved bonito flakes, watching bugs, meowing at 3am, laser pointers, and balancing on high ledges. You were a prim and proper little princess and later in life a grumpy old lady. You were a pretty great cat right there.